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  1. Offer Mrs DM a packet of Starbucks milk chocolate covered Grahams that had been purchased on a recent trip to New York


    Had been saving them for a special treat but placating DM is the number one priority now


    Offers Ant the choice of a chilled Tsing Tao, Budvar or Asahi

  2. Thanks Bagpuss for being hospitable and friendly, goes and sits in the Lazy Boy

    Ana immediately asks me to move as she hasn't cleaned that part of the room yet

    Wanders over to the balcony to take in some of the oft heard about views

  3. Having spent most of my time in the Music room I finally pluck up the courage and enter the Quiet room

    Reverentially walks past Keef's Lazyboy and nervously mumbles "hello" to all in the room

    Sits down on a spare beanbag hoping that it isn't someones favourite seat

    Quietly starts to leaf through Mockney's discarded Big Book of Facts

  4. These plus my others equal 10 .... or possibly 11



    Alone Again Or - Love

    Yeah, said it's all right

    I won't forget

    All the times I've waited patiently for you

    And you'll do just what you choose to do

    And I will be alone again tonight my dear


    Yeah, I heard a funny thing

    Somebody said to me

    You know that I could be in love with almost everyone

    I think that people are

    The greatest fun

    And I will be alone again tonight my dear


    There, There My Dear - Dexy's Midnight Runners

    Dear Robin

    Hope you dont mind me writing, its just that theres more than one thing I

    need to ask you. If youre so anti-fashion, why not wear flares, instead of

    dressing down all the same. Its just that looking like that I can express

    my dissatisfaction.


    Dear Robin

    Let me explain, though youd never see in a million years. Keep quoting

    Cabaret, Berlin, Burroughs, J.G. Ballard, Duchamp, Beauvoir, Kerouac,

    Kierkegaard, Michael Rennie. I dont believe you really like Frank Sinatra.


    Dear Robin

    Youre always so happy, how the hell do you get your inspiration? Youre

    like a dumb patriot. If youre supposed to be so angry, why dont you fight

    and let me benefit from your right? Dont you know the only way to change

    things is to shoot men who arrange things, Dear Robin

    I would explain but youd never see in a million years. Well, youve made

    your rules, but we dont know that game, perhaps Id listen to your records

    but your logics far too lame and Id only waste three valuable minutes of

    my life with your insincerity.


    You see Robin, Im just searching for the young soul rebels, and I cant

    find them anywhere. Where have you hidden them?


    Maybe you should welcome the new soul vision.


    Stop Me If You Think That You've Heard This One Before - The Smiths

    Stop me, oh, stop me

    Stop me if you think that youve

    Heard this one before

    Stop me, oh, stop me

    Stop me if you think that youve heard this one before


    Nothings changed

    I still love you, oh, I still love you

    ...only slightly, only slightly less than I used to, my love


    I was delayed, I was way-laid

    An emergency stop

    I smelt the last ten seconds of life

    I crashed down on the crossbar

    And the pain was enough to make

    A shy, bald, buddhist reflect

    And plan a mass murder

    Who said lied Id to her ?


    Oh, who said Id lied because I never ? I never !

    Who said Id lied because I never ?

    I was detained, I was restrained

    And broke my spleen

    And broke my knee

    (and then he really laced into me)

    Friday night in out-patients

    Who said Id lied to her ?


    Oh, who said Id lied ? - because I never, I never

    Who said Id lied ? - because I never


    Oh, so I drank one

    It became four

    And when I fell on the floor ...

    ...i drank more


    Stop me, oh, stop me

    Stop me if you think that youve

    Heard this one before

    Stop me, oh, stop me

    Stop me if you think that youve heard this one before


    Nothings changed

    I still love you, oh, I still love you

    ...only slightly, only slightly less than I used to, my love


    While My Guitar Gently Weeps - The Beatles

    I look at you all see the love there that's sleeping

    While my guitar gently weeps

    I look at the floor and I see it need sweeping

    Still my guitar gently weeps


    I don't know why nobody told you

    how to unfold you love

    I don't know how someone controlled you

    they bought and sold you


    I look at the world and I notice it's turning

    While my guitar gently weeps

    With every mistake we must surely be learning

    Still my guitar gently weeps


    I don't know how you were diverted

    you were perverted too

    I don't know how you were inverted

    no one alerted you


    I look at you all see the love there that's sleeping

    While my guitar gently weeps

    I look at you all

    Still my guitar gently weeps


    The Revolutionary Spirit - Wild Swans

    Lost in the delta of Venus, lost in a welter of shame

    Deep in the forest of evil we embark on the new crusade

    Cease your foolish plea we have come to banish the land,

    I stand as Saint Sebastian with love for a higher command

    And there where hope is dust so strange and absolute

    Nestling in sweet sorrow is the saviour of our youth.


    All is quiet where angels fear

    Oh my blood relations the revolutionary spirit is here.

    All is quiet where angels fear

    Oh my heir-apparent the revolutionary spirit is here.


    Sons defy their fathers; lose their way deep in the mist,

    Their hearts like alabaster crack and crumble when they’re kissed

    Cease your foolish plea we have come to banish the land,

    I stand as Saint Sebastian with love for a higher command


    All is quiet where angels fear

    Oh my blood relations the revolutionary spirit is here.

    All is quiet where angels fear

    Oh my heir-apparent the revolutionary spirit is here.


    Courage my sad companion mute in silence you’ll find no relief

    Faith is the counter-poison; the power compels you to flee from grief.

    Cease your foolish plea we have come to banish the land,

    I stand as Saint Sebastian with love for a higher command

    And there where hope is dust so strange and absolute

    Nestling in sweet sorrow is the saviour of our youth.


    All is quiet where angels fear

    Oh my blood relations the revolutionary spirit is here.


    Bingo Masters Breakout - The Fall

    Two swans in front of his eyes

    Colored balls in front of his eyes

    It's number one for his Kelly's eye

    Treble-six right over his eye


    A big shot's voice in his ears

    Worlds of silence in his ears

    All the numbers account for years

    Checks the cards through eyes of tears


    Bingo-Master's Breakout!


    All he sees is the back of chairs

    In the mirror, a lack of hairs

    A light room, which he fills out

    Hear the players all shout


    Bingo-Master's Breakout!


    A glass of lager in his hand

    Silver microphone in his hand

    Wasting time in numbers and rhyme

    One hundred blank faces buy


    Bingo-Master's Breakout!


    Came the time he flipped his lid

    Came the time he flipped his lid

    Holiday in Spain fell through

    Players put it down to


    Bingo-Master's Breakout


    A hall full of cards left unfilled

    Ended his life with wine and pills

    There's a grave somewhere only partly filled

    A sign in a graveyard on a hill reads


    Bingo-Master's Breakout


    Private Hell - The Jam

    Closer than close - you see yourself -

    A mirrored image - of what you wanted to be.

    As each day goes by - a little more -

    You can't remember - what it was you wanted anyway.

    The fingers feel the lines - they prod the space -

    Your ageing face - the face that once was so beautiful,

    is still there but unrecognizable -

    Private Hell.


    The man who you once loved - is bald and fat -

    And seldom in - working late as usual.

    Your interest has waned - you feel the strain -

    The bed springs snap - on the occasions he lies upon you -

    close your eyes and think of nothing but -

    Private Hell.


    Think of Emma - wonder what she's doing -

    Her husband Terry - and your grandchildren.

    Think of Edward - who's still at college -

    You send him letters - which he doesn't acknowledge.

    'Cause he don't care,

    They don't care.

    'Cause they're all going through their own - Private Hell.


    The morning slips away - in a valium haze,

    And catalogues - and numerous cups of coffee.

    In the afternoon - the weekly food,

    Is put in bags - as you float off down the high street


    The shop windows reflect - play a nameless host,

    To a closet ghost - a picture of your fantasy -

    A victim of your misery - and Private Hell


    Alone at 6 o'clock - you drop a cup -

    You see it smash - inside you crack -

    You can't go on - but you sweep it up -


    Safe at last inside your Private Hell.

    Sanity at last inside your Private Hell.


    So You Say You Lost Your Baby - Gene Clark


    Well you're smolderin' with fly words,

    Catch the moment on the run.

    And you say there's nothin' easy

    About the plywood tract you're from.

    And you stand inside your wind stilts;

    Watch the sentence act begun.

    So you say you lost your baby

    Do you know that your the one.

    With the stand to watch the trials go, from here to there behind the scene.

    Throw your troubles to the moon trolls

    To swallow up like stormy dreams.

    Take an entrance to a stand-off,

    Looking if there's such a strife

    And you say you lost your baby, wondering if its in your life.

    Well you fly your banners Mondays, that take a rise and fall in one.

    Ask the questions of the pilgrims,

    As they come to pledge what's done.

    Claim a tabernacle hillside where you'll sight the dyin' sun

    So you say you lost your baby, don't you know that you're the one.

    So you say you lost your baby, Do you know that you're the one.

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