OK. It looks more likely that this could actually happen, so maybe we should start thinking about how we're going to divide things up. Scotland - your welcome to keep haggis, bagpipes and man skirts, but can we do a deal on Billy Connolly? Also, if you show some flexibility on this, we'll consider taking the Crankies off your hands (which I think you'll agree is pretty generous) and shows good faith. Despite the posturing, you can keep the pound. UKIP have ruined it for us anyway.