dulwichmum

Thank you for the support Ladygooner and Sandperson. I have arranged for my muscular young gardener to come and collect me from work in the Audi Q7 this evening, just to make me feel secure. I am so very small and fragile and easy to threaten, but when that enormous dog stunner I have ordered on the internet arrives, I shall be all set...

But with less of the smut. And Mikecg, I do not appreciate private messages from you calling me names. The culture on this forum has been degraded by bad language and your constantly referring to your undercarriage. It is not for everyone.

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Any more of your cheek young man and you will feel my hand (glares).

Any more of your cheek young man and you will feel my hand (glares).

Enough. Put your finger on your lip and sit up straight.

Enough. Put your finger on your lip and sit up straight.

Young man - I am consistant. I have warned you several times about the smutty school boy carry on and constant irrelevant chit chat. If you glance back through the threads, you keep apologising, but your behaviour remains the same. You are leading other boys with your bad bahaviour and it will not be tolerated. I know where all the blame lies. Any more of this and I will slap your legs and out on the naughty step you will go. You will not be permitted to join the grown ups again. Shame on you.

Young man - I am consistant. I have warned you several times about the smutty school boy carry on and constant irrelevant chit chat. If you glance back through the threads, you keep apologising, but your behaviour remains the same. You are leading other boys with your bad bahaviour and it will not be tolerated. I know where all the blame lies. Any more of this and I will slap your legs and out on the naughty step you will go. You will not be permitted to join the grown ups again. Shame on you.

I am watching you Mr Wolf. Poor Mikecg seems to think it was all his fault, but it is you I am glaring at... (runs perfectly manicured hand through glossy hair). Starting your "Art" thread to make yourself sound "grown up" doesn't wash with me. Any more smut and I am going to purchase a dog stunner and your ass is mine...

I am watching you Mr Wolf. Poor Mikecg seems to think it was all his fault, but it is you I am glaring at... (runs perfectly manicured hand through glossy hair). Starting your "Art" thread to make yourself sound "grown up" doesn't wash with me. Any more smut and I am going to purchase a dog stunner and your ass is mine...

Hang on there Mr Suburbs, I would describe myself as a slim, upmarket version of Kristen Scott-Thomas, a high maintenance Liz Hurley with Tourettes.

Hang on there Mr Suburbs, I would describe myself as a slim, upmarket version of Kristen Scott-Thomas, a high maintenance Liz Hurley with Tourettes.

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Lovely Mikecg, I apologise. I don't mean to take a pop at you particularly or make you feel bad about yourself. This forum has just collapsed into ruins lately, and I miss it. I am disappointed because it was a genuine secret pleasure of mine for a long time. None of the conversation on here is interesting or relevant anymore. I once read every thread, relevant to me or not. Look at that football thread for example. It is just base and rude. East Dulwich has improved, but this forum has gone down hill. I'm off... Toodle pip.

Lovely Mikecg, I apologise. I don't mean to take a pop at you particularly or make you feel bad about yourself. This forum has just collapsed into ruins lately, and I miss it. I am disappointed because it was a genuine secret pleasure of mine for a long time. None of the conversation on here is interesting or relevant anymore. I once read every thread, relevant to me or not. Look at that football thread for example. It is just base and rude. East Dulwich has improved, but this forum has gone down hill. I'm off... Toodle pip.

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