Terry Thomas esq

I have a loose one at the bottom of my trousers, and it threatens to run and run...

lifting the engine out of my old jallopy on that day.... Gawd bless the Future King and Queen for giving me a day off so that i can fix my car.

I saw a workman working in the hole in Rye Lane..... but I was going to get my spectacles checked at the time, and he wasn't there when I came out....

I say rather

katie1997 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > potential new username ....myheadhurtsmummy! I say - "are you my mummy?"

Hi James Any update on this one ? Terry Thomas esq Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Hi James > > Can you provide an update on the 'loading bay' on > Barry Road outside the new development (the mews) > > > The loading bay appeared to be suspended during > building works, and it is now causing problems on > Barry Road and surrounding streets with lorries > unable to use it (cars parked in it as the sign is > missing) > > The main problem I have seen recently was a lorry > parked in the narrow section of the crossing to > unload bacause there wasn't anywhere else to stop > (okay he should not have stopped there but...) > this caused problems for other motorists and the > buses along Barry Road. > > Any update would be welcome

the council tried removing cars a few years ago (the rising bollard scheme) and that failed (and cost a small fortune in the process) Why not make Rye lane one way going north (towards the Library) from Hannover Park and also south (towards the Rye) also from Hannover Park at the same time (much as it is now with the roadworks) Loadng bays can then be built into the road (as currently outside Smiths) and also a better predestrian link to Rye Lane from the temporary stop currently in place (maybe extend the shops along the road to the stop or a market like North Cross) Just a thought rather then peanilisng the traders who need to have goods delivered

Hi James Can you provide an update on the 'loading bay' on Barry Road outside the new development (the mews) The loading bay appeared to be suspended during building works, and it is now causing problems on Barry Road and surrounding streets with lorries unable to use it (cars parked in it as the sign is missing) The main problem I have seen recently was a lorry parked in the narrow section of the crossing to unload bacause there wasn't anywhere else to stop (okay he should not have stopped there but...) this caused problems for other motorists and the buses along Barry Road. Any update would be welcome

Did woof leave town with his bally old head between his tail ? Did the draw ever happen Has Quids left for good all too exciting what what

katie1997 Wrote: > > Tel, there's a lot of bounders out there, or so I > hear, I'm sure you could teach them a thing or two > :) My Dear Katie As much as I could teach them about etiquete and impressing the ladies, I would prefer to teach you a few things Bottle of Champage during your first lesson my dear? of course you will

Brendan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > It's not as important as big knockers. I say Quite agree big brass ones to make it easier for the milkman or other tradesmen to announce their arrival at your door

katie1997 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Who was it that said 'all women should have an OFF > switch'? > > ( oh, might have been my ex...) (6) I say That's harsh.... but no mention of the ON switch Katie... did he not know how to turn you :-$n What a bounder

I say I totally disagree with that statement Why only the other day I was talking to a lovely lady from Russia who insists that I am going to be her "daddy" and she will come over and marry me, but frightfully awkward, the poor sausage hasn't a bean Lucky for her I had a few pennies saved up and sent over ?2,000 for her ticket and passport Now how is that a waste of my time ? What what !

I say still banging that old drum about the draw that never happened What an absolute bounder you are Mr Wook Mark the Dog ! You make me look like a pussy cat next to your caddish behaviour SHOCKING

I say the poor old postie seems to have a rather bad press here, jolly rotten bounders what ! However, I did get one of those jolly little 'whilst you were out' slips on Wednesday and strike me if the chaps in the sorting office aren't open till 8pm on a Wednesday - good show what