Terry Thomas esq

I have a loose one at the bottom of my trousers, and it threatens to run and run...

lifting the engine out of my old jallopy on that day.... Gawd bless the Future King and Queen for giving me a day off so that i can fix my car.

I saw a workman working in the hole in Rye Lane..... but I was going to get my spectacles checked at the time, and he wasn't there when I came out....

I say rather

katie1997 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > potential new username ....myheadhurtsmummy! I say - "are you my mummy?"

Hi James Any update on this one ? Terry Thomas esq Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Hi James > > Can you provide an update on the 'loading bay' on > Barry Road outside the new development (the mews) > > > The loading bay appeared to be suspended during > building works, and it is now causing problems on > Barry Road and surrounding streets with lorries > unable to use it (cars parked in it as the sign is > missing) > > The main problem I have seen recently was a lorry > parked in the narrow section of the crossing to > unload bacause there wasn't anywhere else to stop > (okay he should not have stopped there but...) > this caused problems for other motorists and the > buses along Barry Road. > > Any update would be welcome

the council tried removing cars a few years ago (the rising bollard scheme) and that failed (and cost a small fortune in the process) Why not make Rye lane one way going north (towards the Library) from Hannover Park and also south (towards the Rye) also from Hannover Park at the same time (much as it is now with the roadworks) Loadng bays can then be built into the road (as currently outside Smiths) and also a better predestrian link to Rye Lane from the temporary stop currently in place (maybe extend the shops along the road to the stop or a market like North Cross) Just a thought rather then peanilisng the traders who need to have goods delivered

Hi James Can you provide an update on the 'loading bay' on Barry Road outside the new development (the mews) The loading bay appeared to be suspended during building works, and it is now causing problems on Barry Road and surrounding streets with lorries unable to use it (cars parked in it as the sign is missing) The main problem I have seen recently was a lorry parked in the narrow section of the crossing to unload bacause there wasn't anywhere else to stop (okay he should not have stopped there but...) this caused problems for other motorists and the buses along Barry Road. Any update would be welcome

Did woof leave town with his bally old head between his tail ? Did the draw ever happen Has Quids left for good all too exciting what what

katie1997 Wrote: > > Tel, there's a lot of bounders out there, or so I > hear, I'm sure you could teach them a thing or two > :) My Dear Katie As much as I could teach them about etiquete and impressing the ladies, I would prefer to teach you a few things Bottle of Champage during your first lesson my dear? of course you will

Brendan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > It's not as important as big knockers. I say Quite agree big brass ones to make it easier for the milkman or other tradesmen to announce their arrival at your door

katie1997 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Who was it that said 'all women should have an OFF > switch'? > > ( oh, might have been my ex...) (6) I say That's harsh.... but no mention of the ON switch Katie... did he not know how to turn you :-$n What a bounder

I say I totally disagree with that statement Why only the other day I was talking to a lovely lady from Russia who insists that I am going to be her "daddy" and she will come over and marry me, but frightfully awkward, the poor sausage hasn't a bean Lucky for her I had a few pennies saved up and sent over ?2,000 for her ticket and passport Now how is that a waste of my time ? What what !

I say still banging that old drum about the draw that never happened What an absolute bounder you are Mr Wook Mark the Dog ! You make me look like a pussy cat next to your caddish behaviour SHOCKING

I say the poor old postie seems to have a rather bad press here, jolly rotten bounders what ! However, I did get one of those jolly little 'whilst you were out' slips on Wednesday and strike me if the chaps in the sorting office aren't open till 8pm on a Wednesday - good show what

silverfox Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Why the plug for jh skincare TheArtfulDogger? > Vested interest perhaps? I say Grooming for men ? Super

I say Kel old girl What ?

I say How interesting, I raised a valid point and other posters took it off topic and acted like trolls by passing comment on other forum members Where is the admin when you need one to bring people to order Dashed bad form I say

if you don't want to know then don't read on but .... that bounder Lucas North is really John as in "I'm only dancing" along with "got a new motor" and "Dear" fame Must dash, simply hope I haven't spoilt it for you

The old Jallopy was playing hard ball with me this weekend, supercharger or something dashed technical, and I had to board one of those jolly old buses joined to another in the middle. can anyone explain why the dashed bounder driving the front one decided to stop early and kick myself and some jolly ladies off without warning. The Cads must be having some sort of jolly old joke at our expense as another one did it again later in the day Whats their game, as it is frightfully annoying what Must dash got champagne on ice in the Savoy and a frisky filly to trot

I say saw something bright, burning and yellow in the sky over the past two days, myself. Pointed it out to some lovely ladies out walking the poochies and they too were shocked to see it just hanging there hot sunshine on an October day what, not cricket I say Must dash

I can't see the difference between the two tones of pavement

I say chaps this is spiffing confusing what WOOF likes to leave little gifts on peoples doorsteps Woof keeps on posting blank messages and random replies appear he is also a serial naturist What on earth ? of course I knew all along he was a cad and a bounder and that he has run off with the lottery funds and my missses too My real name is Jayne Smithe, I was born in 1943 and if this isn't enough to find me nothing is

I say shall I get my Cheque book and pen Rather

Just heard on the news that the loveable chappie Norman Wisdom died tonight what a loss and what sadness to see one of the great comics take his last bow. Chin Chin and raise a glass to him when you get a chance what what