rifleman harris

Rosie- Beauty is in the eyes of the beerholder!

You dont have to take away the whole pavement; just do what is in place at the top of Townley Road- Pavement still there but a cycle lane has been cut through it.

Atila: Thats brilliant. I've just sent it to a friend who's the same age as me (mid 40's) with the heading "And tell that to the kids of today"!

I really do get miffed why these women are refered to as 'yummy mummies'. The ones i see clogging up the aisles of The Cabbage and Green and Blue can no way be described as 'yummy'. Yucky more like!

When I was 15 I had a dream that Jenny Hanley was on top of me. I woke up to find her poster had come off the wall and fell on to my bed. jenny Hanley was presenter off of "Magpie" and she ushered me through puberty. Thanks Jenny.

Stop me if you've heard this before- The Smiths

A card and Body Shop goody box is what I got for Mrs Rifleman. She bought me a nice bottle of Cabernet but unfortunately im on antibiotics (ear infection and not anything else).

Just been to Dental Hospital to have wisdom extracted under sedation. so feeling pretty grotty.

Atila- Darren Anderton is at Bournemouth the last i heard.

My wife took my late mother in law to Brockwell Lido and parked legally on a yellow as my mother in law was disabled and had a Disabled Badge. When she returned there was a parking ticket. She appealed and received a picture that the warden had taken. Either he got down on bended knee or he was just 3 feet high, but the camera angle made sure that the badge couldn't be seen. To cut a long story short we had to take her to a hearing on a saturday morning at the Haymarket and thankfully the ticket was rescinded. With this; i have to agree with an earlier poster that some wardens are indeed the scum of the earth.

The majority of the betting done in betting shops during the week is in the morning. Punters come in, place bets and then go. My wife worked in a betting shop for years and this is apparently what happens.

A friend of a friend who's surname is Quinn' named their firstborn Harley.

What NUFC did sacking Allardyce was a total nonsense. He inherited a shit team, he couldn't do anything with without spending money and then they sack him just as the transfer window opens. Brilliant. Keegan is a joke. When the going gets tough he'll do what he usually does: resigns. By the sounds of it Ant and Dec are in control of the club.

Fractured skull and Broken collar bone. Both from cycle accidents.

Played rugby and football since i was 16 (43 now) and have never broken any bones. Well not mine anyway.

I am also a pathalogical liar.

I once dated Catherine Zeta-Jones

Rob- There are no yummy mummies round here. believe me.

Sorry Atila- i wasn't copying you by saying ED!

Yes i did. Went with my two sons; one a chelsea fan the other a spurs fan. It was boys against men literally in midfield. They had Boateng and O'hara in the centre. O'Hara is a great little prospect; Boateng is a useless ?$&%.

Im afraid Berbatov just didn't look interested. I really feel that he used Spurs as a stepping stone to United and he's showing it. When the ball isn't delivered directly to his feet he doesn't want to know. I think if I was Keane i would want to give him a bloody good beating in the dressing room afterwards cos Keane really does work hard for the cause. I just feel that we will be lucky to finish in the top half this season let alone top 6.

It is Jah cos i usually eat two!

East Dulwich (6)

I ate a carrot cake at lunchtime

By the way Jah; judging by another thread apparently you and me are an item!!!

Jah: pretty dismal on saturday eh? How many more f***ing outside the box shots are we going to concede? Boateng is useless he really is. Our midfield looked totally brittle and This was one of those days when I questioned why we don't let Berbatov go. he was just wandering around like a big girls blouse who was making it plainly obvious he doesn't want to be at Spurs whilst at the same time Robbie was running himself into the ground. In my opinion I think Ramos needs to cash in on berbatov and bring in players who want to be at spurs and win.

Sure Ratty i understand that there are dickheads out there who cycle irresponsibly.

There has been an argument about putting another wing mirror on lorry cabs to give crivers a better view down the left side of the lorry. Whats your view on that?