Annette Curtain

Yawn The Wolf is back, under the guise of Beer in the Evening I give him until Friday before he's gone again Tops My leg hurts

woodrot Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I am now scared of the islam menace I'm scareder than you Thanks Lawrence You've really put the cat cat amongst the pidgins

I like goats milk My leg is swollen from a mosi bite In fact each leg is swollen, from x 2 mosi bites

Lee Jasper is a tw@t tho I'll give you that Dianne Abbot can join him in the twatery stakes too

For the record U How old are you ? I'd put you at about 36 Am I right (you can pm me if you wish - lips sealed an' all that) Netts

And now there's Burger Joint On Marylebone Lane http://www.burgerjoint.co.uk/

How much are you after paying Do you have the fabric & if so what is it What style of sofa are you trying to re-cover Are there any details, like self piped or buttoned Is the sofa framed Nette

By far, the best best post ever (well, in my goldfish like memory) It made me laugh, squirm & hoot with joy, whilst my jaw dropped If I ever won the lottery i'd employ UDT as my P.A He'd be fabulous Nette Undisputedtruth Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > @Ms B > > In my experience most shop staff (99%) are pretty > clueless about what they sell in any case. I've > also been asked to leave a couple of shops just > because I showed too much knowledge. Talking about > low self-esteem issues, hey ho. However, there are > a few knowledgeable individuals who know their > stuff and it's a pleasure having a conversation > and exchanging information with them. In some > cases, conversations stretched well past shop > closing time. And I usually get a 15 to 20% > discount some of these shops. A substantial amount > as I usually spend anywhere between ?100 to ?280 > on jeans. It goes to show that I click with people > in the know but not with the don't know betters. > > Last year, I was asked to model by a stylist > teaching one of her students. So I got a low down > in the work of a stylist. Amazingly all the > colours that were suggested for me, with the > exception of pink, were already in my wardrobe. I > already knew the link between cuts and body shape, > texture weights, etc. > > Not sure why people are so obsessed with the > latest collections. Basically, there is nothing > new in fashion and latest collections are just a > marketing tool to sell more clothes. I bought an > unknown brand of jeans for ?280. I didn't need > label hype or anything like that. The jeans were > very high quality. Six months later, fashion late > comers David Beckham & Brad Pitt also bought the > same pair which have now pushed up the prices to > ?450. Deep down, I suspect these celebrities > really want to dress like me! Still, my jeans > collection is better than David Beckham's though I > do admire Brad Pitt's taste in jeans.

Undisputedtruth Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Annette Curtain Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Help-Ma-Boab Wrote: > > > -------------------------------------------------- > > > ----- > > > UDT, fancy a game of squash? > > > > Did this actually happen ? > > It was a genuine request for a game of squash. Yes. So, how did it go ?

Help-Ma-Boab Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > UDT, fancy a game of squash? Did this actually happen ?

B.I.L.E ?

Fox Have you ever thought of 'Writtig' (sic) a horror/mystery/thriller A bit like a grown up scooby-doo story It would be hammy-er than a vist to an Austrian butcher But i'd read it, cover to cover Honest, & I mean that Nette ?

He's back ! *points to lee jasper thread*

Dopamine1979 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > How was the duck? Hot, smokey & very delicious That Duck did not die in vain His bones are now a soup making And the sky is biblical & blue All hail the Duck

Grey but warm Sun later (may well light the smoker again tonight)

Can't remember his name but the "The Dublin rapper" was fabulous He had the looks and moves that count "Cum on now, let's be havin ya"

I'm reading a recipe for Blatjang (apricot version) Sounds V nice indeed

Yeah-baby-yeah It's back - The X-Factor 2012 I know it's dead hot and we're all out training for the next Olympics (i've taken up the new guest sport of Standing-Up Rowing whilst naked, in a circular pond ) It's quite exhausting, so I intend on watching "X-Factor" as part of my recovery Thus far: I've been scared by Scarey Spice (cor she's harsh) & I liked the very sweet Ella Henderson And Gary looks great again as does the old guy wossis-name, with a new hair do *I must also add that, if you want to discuss macro economics, the machinations of the state or the technicalities of pastry then go else where This thread is for vacuous inane & flimsy emotional car-crash pop garbage And i'll be giving it 110% *licks finger and touches ass* "tiss - i'm on fire" Nette

Huguenot Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Inane. Ooo there's an idea for a thread !

Alan Medic Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Is the duck aware of this yet? Nope He's hiding in the fridge Hot chestnut wood smoke awaits him A real London-duck-souper And then I pray for rain

Ow, a little sore from yesterday (an hour too long in the sun) Today's a little close & the air is thick But lighting the hot smoker & cooking a duck later on Yum

Football poetry anyone ? Cor, this one's a stinker But compelling non the less Here's a snippet: What a name called? Football! football! ! football! ! ! A rounded leather circled! Circled in its color of its choices, Declared fifa authorities, Declared statistical over all game, Respect covered face to face, http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/football-a-game/ Nette:)

8:30am Steve Sun warming the pool beautifully No waiting to get in And a lovely breakfast outside while (you guessed it) the sun shone down Ahhhhhhh.......

Oh boy Now that was HOT Pool was absolutely crystal clear at Brockwell Lido

The weather today is going to be HOT 29+ We're off to the Lido That's the end of the weather report Nette:)