Annette Curtain

Oh what fun..... She was very good I thought. Luurved her laugh & the phrase... http://www.topentrepreneurs.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/C_71_article_1067578_image_list_image_list_item_0_image-300x300.jpg"You make my foot itch mate" ...as she said to a businessman who irked her & I fell off my chair laughing NETTE:)

Loz Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > How it illegal to use a mobile phone while > driving, but not illegal to have a burning stick > of tobacco in your hand?? OBVIOUSLY the in use smoking hand is already taken up. So it makes sense NOT to occupy the spare hand with a communication device. The law makers are pretty clever sometimes. NETTE(td)

And yes it's...... Lidl?s Danish Kania Tomato Ketchup Who Needs an M&S,eh ? NETTE:)

Way... I'm on this Ketchup now. It's 'kin brilliant. NETTE(tu)

Or spell any more like that anymore :-$

Oh Mrs Brown.... They don't make Public Health Films like this any more. Oh, soooo cruel but brilliant. NETTE:-S

Huguenot Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Anyway here's national debt by government colour. Please Sir... * puts hand up * What team is the Purple one on your picture & the Pink one for that matter. Is it the Purple on that keeps sinking us ? ( doesn't Purple sound like a lot like Papal, funnily ? ) NETTE:-$

Does any government actually have wings I mean IF it/they did surely a left & a right would be best Otherwise one wing of either would cause it/them to fly round in opposite circles Maybe that's part of the actual problem, no? NETTE:-S

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DJKillaQueen Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Any kind of pizza karter? Hmmmm... One with "Special Polish Sausage" Maybe ? Nette::o

Psssttt......Franky http://images.toolbank.com/images/full/ULT1224TDA.jpg "....try this "

It's the EDF Challenge Cup "And they're off... It's number 5 "Fois Gras" being chased here by "Finger Likkin Good" followed closely by "Who cares" & "I've go a Tenner on that one"... They're all there still & coming up to the Final Furlong.. "High & Mighty" is moving up fast followed by "I'm on the fence here" though "Bollix" has pulled out closely followed by "Fairtrade" & " The Guardian " ....is still out there on the left http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/eb/Deauville-Clairefontaine_obstacle_2.jpg/800px-Deauville-Clairefontaine_obstacle_2.jpg It's anyones race ....."

74 It's the new game of ....Red 74's * blows whistle *

Oh Franky.... You'll need to be suitably attired for your stay. I'll send you a red cross parcel though. Bourbon's or rich Tea ? NETTE:-S

Alan Medic Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I'm working in an accounts dept. in a family owned > business. I don't have a permanent position > though. While covering for a colleague who was on > paternity leave I discovered proof with 99.99% > certainty that he has stolen cash from the > company. What I found may just be the thin end of > the wedge. The guy also has a very strong motive > as he is helping to support a partner who is the > mother of his child but who lives several hours > out of London. The MD appears to think the sun > shines out of his bottom. > > I'm probably leaving this place in a month.Should > I report what I know? Yes without f-in doubt. It's theft & it could one day cripple the owners business. Don't expect a pat on the back though BUT it is the right thing to do. NETTE(6)

RosieH Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I think that when you live at such close quarters > with your neighbours as we do in East Dulwich, > sometimes you just need to take it on the chin. I totally agree. * peers out over parkland *

Laddy Muck Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > And the latest Pedantry Award goes to.... > > *drum roll followed by...* > > ...TA DAAAA.... > > David Carnell > > Re: Worcester Sauce > Posted by: david_carnell Today, 02:47PM > > It's Worcestershire Sauce - the county, not the > city. > > I'll get my coat. No, no, no.... Nothing wrong with that. * climbs up onto back off d-c's pedant pony *

Alan Medic Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I'd like to nominate Frankie for starting a thread > about something keeping him awake. One that was > sooooo uninteresting that no one even posted > there. Anyone second that? I second that ( I haven't even read it ) * goes to read post *

Yes Alan Your thread is in your own words " too silly for my liking or just simply annoys me." See you in 24 HRS Next ? NETTE:X

maxxi Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Travelodge or Premier Inn? (Nette) I dont really mind... Seen one ceiling, seen them all. :-$

Man cut off penis in pizza restaurant http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2007/04/zizziPA_175x125.jpg Doctors desperately tried to re-attach a man's penis after he burst into a crowded London restaurant on Sunday, dropped his trousers, and hacked his own organ off in front of horrified diners. The man, thought to be Polish, ran into the Zizzi Italian restaurant on The Strand at about 9pm on Sunday night, when it was crowded with people who had been watching the London Marathon earlier in the day. Sales rep Stuart McMahon, who was eating at the restaurant with his girlfriend, told the Sun: 'This guy came running in then charged into the kitchen, got a massive knife and started waving it about. 'Everyone was screaming and running out as he jumped on a table, dropped his trousers and popped his penis out. 'Then he cut it off. I couldn't believe it.' Restaurant staff called the police, who had to subdue the man with CS gas, before taking him to hospital. They also picked up the severed penis, put it on ice, and gave it to doctors. So Ketchup or not, I'm not rocking the PIZZA VIBE here... NETTE::o

*sighs*

???? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Sounds like a date is in order (and you'll get all > the trimmings Ted) There's always meat & two veg served at mine. Hot or cold & plenty of it.

Ted Max Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Thin chips, Curtains? And a few undressed green > leaves wilting into the juices left on the plate? Oh Ted... On a white plate, with a flinty white Bordeaux & a white linen cloth. * passes out *