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Had Hisar mixed grill two weeks ago - don't know what else people expect from meat cooked over a bbq pit but this was very succulent and full of flavour. Never had a bad meal there even if the decor/atmos is a bit 'cold' (prefer to take-away - from the restaurant side - myself). Last went to the Barcelona 2 years ago - was okay if not spectacular. Asked myself if I didn't live in the area, are there any restaurants on LL that I would travel from afar to visit and the answer is probably not.

15(a). You will learn to make a proper cup of tea if it kills you. 16. You will stop chewing gum. Sucking on a barley stick will be permitted at times of extreme stress or when you have a tummy ache. 17. Cowboys will no longer wear stetsons and will favour wellies over pointy-toed boots and also suck on long pieces of straw and say "Arrrrr" a lot. 18. Mexican food is out. Every town and city is to have at least one curry house per 1000 head of population. 19. You will stop making fun of Canadians and start making fun of the French. (French Canadian insults are allowed). 20. Coca Cola will cease production and be taken over by R. Whites for the production of cherryade.

Is there a point when this kind of thing is actually damaging to the good carpet cleaners of Hertfordshire?

Thanks Big Sam. Not only has he ruled out any possibility of a Tevez loan deal (even if it was a long shot) but now he has the most despised player thug in English Football 'trying out'. Enough to make you spit.

Uranus delivers

"Are you sure those are olives?"

Mick Mack's fantasy job goes horribly wrong... http://maxcdn.fooyoh.com/files/attach/images/1145/052/006/005/lego_soccer.jpg

*Bob* demonstrates the difference between Thunderbird Blue and Red label... http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnxw47mJkA1qapxx6o1_400.jpg

After mixing his Buckfast with his Thunderbird Help-Ma-Boab is taken advantage of by old college chums... http://members.shaw.ca/dryblog/drnknsnh.jpg

"It's not perverse it's just my fantasy job" says red devil http://fr.bricker.ru/images/sets/5620_brickset.jpg

Thomas Micklewright Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > hahahah i have a picture of this on my phone - was > going to post it to this forum. I got mine last > week. > > I also posted it to facebook and twitter as > 'BRANDING FAIL' > > Maybe some of the carnivores of dulwich would like > to try out their house special pizza - Im sure you > can guess what the topping is. Ooh, would it be anus Tom? That's a good one. No, really. I love your sideways look at life and the way you manage to get these side-splitting observations into - well into just about every single thread you post on. "Maybe some of the carnivores of Dulwich..." oh I have tears rolling down my cheek at the sheer ingenuity of it. And you posted it on FB too? You wag!

As the weather is on the turn today's fantasy job would be selling these door-to-door... http://www.midlandcarports.co.uk/images/car-port-4.jpg no, not cars, Car Ports! A lost art and yet the area is crying out for them. Two-car family? No problem.... http://www.aholdens.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/carport2.jpg elegance and simplicity.

I hear there is a popular male singing combo called Westlfe who have just announced they are to split up. They will split after the huge live tour which they have also just announced (ahem). There's a happy coincidence.

Vitriolic? Hardly. You say he was evil but resent the BBC's tone because it might be a tad uncomplimentary? Quite right, maybe they should have said the noble leader stood proud to the last. Defying the west he emerged from his environment-friendly, bijou palace with a wry smile, a final cigarette dangling rakishly from his voluptuous lips. What a guy! Ok?

well - presumably a slack-snake is lesssss threatening? I digress... Come on, you know you love the slacks and slingbacks look- http://www.independent.co.uk/multimedia/dynamic/00610/LR-Indy6_610312s.jpg -and crochet is making a comeback too!

ClareC Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Now that's a blast from the past!! A Uni day > tipple.....was that the beginnings of alcopops? > Closely followed by hooch! > Wasn't that 'Two Dogs' the Aussie alco-lemonade?

unless he was, er, cowering... and, as a former dictator now hiding in a sewer pipe, er, humiliated.

yes... and the nearby Blacks have been doing a roaring trade in expensive brand new tents... right on!

lacking the very basic energy/drive to post an even moderately witty/biting reply to any post. a bit like this one really... Oh Sh3t!

I realise one isn't supposed to say things like 'dirty cheating Argentine b*st*rds' anymore but Gervasio Nunez? What a dirty cheating Argentine fuck.

That's right... Feltzhmerz - the feeling that no matter how thin or rich you may become or how young/fit your companion, most people will still think you are a $*#^!

Have they finally driven El poco ni?o en parte-Espa?ol del foro away? Is he visiting Quids or indeed aiding in the latter's (ahem) re-entry into society? Are they both stuck in a tunnel waiting for the goons to change over? Rumour has it that 'stage 4 forumitis' has kept both of them trapped in sodden armchairs in the quiet room (where SJ and Frankito are regular attendees). That end of the q.room is now under quarantine and the black flag flies from the buttery bar... http://www.artsunlight.com/NN/N-G0002/N-G0002-379-plague-hospital-bildzyklus-disasters-of-war-szene-das-pestlazarett.jpg messages written on soap can still be left here however.

Back to Nette's desire to be a curmudgeonly-ex-ageing-neo-punk, I think this is an affliction (or a perverse hobby) rather than a job. Today's fantasy job for me (thanks to KT's inspiration) is to sell stone cladding door-to-door in SE22. ALL of ED could look this way... http://mikedavies.eu/portfolio/p7ssm_img_1/fullsize/cottageclading_fs.jpg Kudos on the fabulous door/window combo too.

I suppose what you really want is for them all to bid you 'Have a nice day!' yes?

I think KT's more of a sssssssslacksss and ssssssssslingbackssss gal.