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???? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Dulwichmum does the ones in the Quiet Room > standing on MichaelP's shoulders with a feather > duster waering a French Maid's outfit...we > blindfold Michaelp But no chandelier is too high or too dirty for her* *Pictured prior to tackling the Great Chandelier at Dulwich College...http://joujoupapillon.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/trapeze.jpg

He is in South Dulwich next Tuesday.

Parkdrive Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > > Somebody has bought me a recently amended Atlas of > Europe, apparently Manchester isn't in it. It is, it's next to the Swiss village of Schadenfreude in the district of Haaaaaa Ha Ha Ha Ha haaaaaaa!!

Did you not have Basel at 5/1 then Mick?

Tevez is probably celebrating his fellow Serie A colleagues victory though. Keane has his "It wasn't like this in my day..." look on full beam.

Yes wrong thread... more like After the Lord Mayor's Show for Manchester...

Her curtains of course.

*sings* Manchesterrrrr la, la, laaaa, Manchesterrrr la, la, laaaa.... so for CL final stage qualification that would be London 2:0 Manchester right? Makes the upcoming FA Cup game a MUST win for both, if only to salvage a little pride.

Good to see the Blues doing so well tonight though....... ...Napoli that is.

Where's the special thingy you use for getting a team out of a hole?...http://www.patricktaylor.com/uploads/dclassicswiss1.jpg... oh yeah, he went to Man City...

...cuckoo clockwork.

Things are going like clockwork....

Just don't start on the Cynar too early and mix up the cossies...http://www.fossilizedcustoms.com/Pope1.jpg

Annette Curtain Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I've been avidly reading "What Tattoo" and > wondering what to have inked on my flesh. > > ... "in with anger out with > love" in Chinese. > > NETTE "in with anger out with > love" in Chinese. Japanese = 怒りと愛と As you can see Japanese is more aesthetically pleasing and has a sad face in a crash helmet - 怒り - and a couple of schnaebs - と - separated by a miniature mexican cowboy - 愛 - doing the splits! Surely that says it all. - personally I'd go with Greek as it gives you more outs.

I'm a fan of Emily's in Nrthx rd but great to know there's one over that way now... Pint in Gowlett and proper chips on way home instead of fries from a kebab shop...mmmn.

El Pibe Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > ... I can get as drunk as a skunk, i > won't start giving anyone of any ilk what for or > go tossing my orb about, I usually just get a > kebab then pass out a the bottom of the stairs at > home. That's all you get on a Friday night down the Lane these days, streets running with Ilk and Orbs flying everywhere. Community Policing?!? Pah!

Annette Curtain Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I'm roasting a couple of "Suckling Pigs" over a > wood-fired pit, in my garden, during the festive > period. > > ( as you do ) > > Now, my dear neighbour has a Pet Pig ( called Mr > Pickwick ) which lives indoors. > > Do I put up a screen to shield her/his view. > > What is the common Etiquette in such situations. > > > NETTE:-S As long as you carry the spit-mounted suckers with the appropriate dignity and ceremony I think you'll be able to fool Indoor-Pig that it is a legitimate funeral service and cremation. If not use subterfuge and religious argument... Deliver a hampamphlet to Pickwick in pig latin explaining the honour you are bestowing on these dead-uns in ingesting them in accordance with your beliefs - this is so Pickers knows what to expect and can affect indifference and/or a knowing superiority over his distant cousins.

sounds like a good idea - just prepare to be inundated with requests for talks on clinical depression and insomnia...

I can't decide between a wind-up version to save even more money on batteries...http://www.go4awalk.com/pics/geartestpics/gelert-windup-headtorch.jpg ..or this one with the flip-down red lens for reading louche novellas http://www.surplusandoutdoors.com/images/product/main/NIGHT-CYBERLITE-RT5110.jpg

Best steer clear of Nazis at Xmas and instead watch Sound of Music... or Great Escape... or Raiders of the Lost Ark...or..

david_carnell Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > http://www.joannas.uk.com/breakfast.php > > If you don't mind heading to Crystal Palace, > Joanna's would be a very civilised start to the > New Year. > Bet they do a mean Bloody Mary too. Best have one before you set out really... they have Clamato juice in DKH Sainsburys so for a change try a Bloody Caesar which I discovered in Fredericton, New Brunswick and became very quickly addicted to.

Senor Chevalier Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > UDT, but the first point in your latest instalment > of the Swedish saga you are... Ooooh I LOVE a Swedish Aga! http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01532/Aga_1532423c.jpg This one was in The Needles lighthouse... Hey mister, I'll have you know the aga is a truly English creation which has been warming British hearths for three centuries! Yours, A Fan. SIR ? The Aga is not a "truly English creation which has been warming British hearths for three centuries" (Life, November 22). It was invented only 80 years ago by a Swedish Nobel Prize winner, Gustaf Dal?n. Born in 1865, Dal?n was a gifted inventor who obtained nearly a hundred patents. When he was 13 years old he invented an alarm clock which switched on the light and boiled the coffee before the alarm went off?. The Aga company was founded in 1904, mainly to market the lighthouse invented by Dal?n. I have an electric, extremely economical Aga myself, which I love. I may concede, however, that I have seen more Agas in England than in Sweden. Professor Ingrid Detter Frankopan (sic) London WC1

Knowing this solution to his cous-cous problem won't bother TM..http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS8izoleFX8Wjs2Nc9T9CojD-7KIynsvXu2IsxNfKOINX6E8-eqng..as long as the sandals are plastic.

Annette Curtain Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- ... I personally love the "Parson's nose" > > NETTE(?) Of course you do... it's all the preen oil isn't it? That's how you manage to stay unruffled. http://partnersah.vet.cornell.edu/avian-atlas/sites/agilestaging.library.cornell.edu.avian-atlas/files/avian_atlas_assets/Uropygealgland1%20x750.jpg MMMMM! Enjoy!

Annette Curtain Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > > Who's Misha B ? > > :-S The one who looks like a session singer...