Will_i_am

I'm confused? I was trying to drum up some groupies. OMG SEXUAL HARASSMENT!

I had you down as a girl Hona. Whoops. :) Brazillian Speed-Grime is so last year.

I have a leg fettish too.

dulwichdoll Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Nice touch > when Will, after the sexual comment, asked if they > had the internet in the Maudsley. If you can get a > person to agree with you then just diss them eh ? That's a bit harsh. I'm moving in next week. A sex pest like me isn't safe on the streets you see.

Cassius Wrote: > Will you sick b@stard - she's been dead for 8 > years! That was a waste of a f**king stamp then!

Kudos.

Dear Mary Whitehouse, I was shocked to my very core recently whilst reading the post on www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk regarding the thuggish dog fouler! A gang mentality appears to have set in, the original topic dropped and personal attacks made on certain users by a group of men making outlandish sexual advances. I do hope that you will look into this matter with much haste. Yours sincerely Will_i_am P.S Mary, are you hot and do you wanna cyber?

Righto! I know better than to do that.

Jeremy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Will_i_am Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Need a guitarist? > > > > Don't break my heart again... please... > > > Sorry, not really! Maybe a bassist tho. Maybe? Hmm, maybe I could lose a couple of strings, I used to quite enjoy playing a bit of bass. I'm also not bad on drums, but there's no way I'm investing in a kit at the moment. What sort of stuff are you playing?

DulwichDoll is the best troll this board has ever had.

Well, yeah. But I'm not related to all of them.

Do you think residents at the Maudsley have access to the internet?

I saw Little Cook, Small from Big Cook, Little Cook earlier today in Londis. Oh wait... Famous?

No Moos.

Jeremy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > William, I would have been interested, as I'm > broadly into the same kind of stuff, if not > exactly the same bands. > > That is, if I hadn't just joined a new band. Thanks for rubbing the salt in the wound there! Need a guitarist? Don't break my heart again... please...

Moos Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Aw, bless you, I bet you were. And I can just > imagine you looking awfully sweet in your best > frilly get-up and a bald head, with your mum > sniffing and your dad sticking out his chest with > pride. And here you are all grown up! > > Sorry, as you were. They called me Joe for the first month of my life. Seriously. My dad bottled it when he went to register me. I'm the tenth William. Until a couple of years ago there were three generations of us all with the same name.

We could be a band of Will.i.am's with one-eyed, gammy-legged monkey villains as dancers. Whoah! I need less sugar in my tea!

Moos Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Pauline Fowler? Never liked her. Don't talk Ill of the dead! I meant Robbie Fowler. He's a bit s**t these days.

I WAS CHRISTENED WILLIAM! :D I just wish I'd thought of it first *grumble* :X

At least we've got the subject away from that ghastly dog fowler! Don't get me started on dog fowlers. It's one thing I can't stand.

Very good. I'm not a fan of the Black Eyed Peas but if you want to talk Hip-Hop then the genre known as Nerdcore is right up my street?

Uh Oh! Someone's taking the internet seriously! I don't think you can presume to know anything about me. I'm hot though. If you change your mind...

dulwichdoll Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Will_i_am Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Hey Dulwichdoll? Are you hot? Wanna cyber? > > When in doubt use sexual innuendo. Is that > supposed to degrade my comments Will ? I'm sorry. I've not read your comments. I just wanted you to feel loved.

Old guy. Stick, Right Leg. I sh*t you not. Also Bill Odie just pulled up in a broadcast van with 'Leg Watch' emblazened down the side. Cheeky f*cker's not getting in on this action. It's turf wars Odie. It's on!

Hey Dulwichdoll? Are you hot? Wanna cyber?