Salsaboy

I'd certainly pay that for god, if he/she existed.

Communication let me down.

John Lewis do some fantastic ones but you pay for what you get. The last king size one I bought, about 8 years ago, was just over ?600.

Or Banana.

Sitting in the garden, warm sunshine, nice cuppa tea, watching the blue tits on the nut feeder. It lifts and brightens my soul.

They may be in contravention of their tenancy agreement by having hard floors, regardless of whether they are original floorboards or not.

I set my mum's bed alight once. Literally. Fire brigade and everything.

I assume that you don't use any form of transport that has an internal combustion engine? Not even for the food you buy in shops or the delivery of goods you own, clothes you wear etc etc. redpost Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > ah, so much righteous indignation from car users, > how dare anyone else except themselves produce > emissions

At a mate's wedding 20 or so years ago, my closest friend and I found a video camera left unattended on one of the tables. With both of us being completely off our heads on free booze, we thought it would be a good idea to make a *ahem* contribution to the video tape, so we picked it up and wandered into the gents where I aimed the camera at his groin area and my friend (who is quite well endowed)whipped his tackle out, left it on view for about 5 seconds and then put it away again. Camera replaced on the table where we found it and voila! the perfect crime. No faces, no talking, no identifying features. Apparently it was our drunken giggling that gave us away when the tape was viewed on the happy couples return from their honeymoon.

Yeah, we need a vigilante group forming.

When I was about 18, out on a mates stag night in Penge of all places, getting so rat arsed by about 9.30 that I went for a little walk to clear my head. I woke up on the floor of a phone box (the proper red sort) in Beckenham at about midnight. Staggered out of there and started to walk home (I lived in Purley at the time with my parents), flagging down cars as I went hoping to get a lift. The only car that stopped was a kindly policeman in his mini-metro who then had to go as an urgent call came in about a fight in Penge, which turned out to be my stag do mates trying to do a runner from the kebab shop and being chased by the 2 blokes running it with meat cleavers. My mum and dad found me asleep on the pavement next to another phone box in Addiscombe at about 3 in the morning. I still to this day don't remember calling them (long before mobile phones) but apparently I did and just said to my mum 'I'm in Whitehorse Road, come and get me' before putting the phone down. Sorry mum.

And do what? Let the weeds grow?

Perfectly normal. Happens 2 or 3 times a year.

I think that rats are starting to get as bold as foxes. I saw one with a traffic cone on its head a few days ago.

Watch out for parsnips, they're an underground outfit so you never know what's going on with them.

Oo err missus. red devil Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Quids' missus...

I did notice it was very very noisy this morning with aircraft noise. Mind you I was at Heathrow collecting my daughter.

Louisa!

Easter does it every time for me.

She'll be back.......

And the birds are singing.

Luther man with a vandross.

Bella Lugosi?

I want one of these. http://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/animal-toothpaste-dispenser

Bloody hell. Robert Ross.