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World's slowest graffiti artist owns up to 'Banksy' in Choumert Road... http://www.theprezzyshop.co.uk/camberwick_green/camberwick_green_images/cg53.jpg

Local residents express concern at proposed new 'starting pistol' for next years Barry Road Race... http://www.theprezzyshop.co.uk/camberwick_green/camberwick_green_images/cgs04.jpg

*consults Mocktionary...breathes huge sigh of relief...then balances Mocktionary on top of ajar door to boys toilet (the not so secret meeting place of Animal Rights squad) next to half full bucket of rats entrails...zips up hood of snorkel jacket and waits in the shadows...*

*opens milk and places dead mouse from earlier science lesson inside it...carefully puts lid back on milk and places it back in Maxxi's crate...awaits screams and for Maxxi to be called to Headmaster's room*

Despite having one too many beers, I managed 12...hic! *flicks elastic band at class swot Maxxi...*

It's officially their worst Premier League start DJ...did anyone go down to the Millwall game?

...and for the health conscious... Ryvita http://lh3.ggpht.com/_V6zJFczML7Y/TVhakr6sOwI/AAAAAAAAGvk/ksPtcMVIEr4/ryvita-2_thumb%5B5%5D.jpghttp://shoesbootie.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Birkenstock-Sandals.jpg Birkenstocks

You're better off going to the cemetery...the flowers there are already gift wrapped...apparently

I just need a Giant Schnauzer...'on heat'..for my collection

I'm not a big rugby fan but it was a great game to watch, well done Ireland...

Looks like Paco has been reincarnated as Foxtn'sinLL, and has an axe to grind with Iain Mackenzie...Paco posted a similar post before he was 'abducted'...

Beating men off with a stick?..bring on the gimp http://i22.ebayimg.com/03/i/04/a2/aa/0b_2.JPG ETA...new pic, 1st pic was too scary

PeckhamRose Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > What a proud dog! Was he at the Fete? No PR, I'm a Wannabee Weimaraner owner...try saying that after a few too many sherbets...alas just a pic from the net

Shaggy white dog does it for me, although Frankie I'm impressed you're a Weimaraner owner, very cool dogs...well usually... http://www.nuxx.org/blog/032411_dogs_sophie_weimaraner.jpg

Moos and Hugo have got it right, best to go for a non-white matching tile and grout, with thin tile joints. I've used white tiles with a grey grout on bathroom walls which looked very smart, but the tiling and grouting has to be spot on to pull this look off. Silicone a no-no...

...and why do fruit flies appear after you've put a banana skin in the bin, they weren't inside the banana....were they?

Classic Fergie mind games UDT...sow a seed of doubt in the referees' mindset. If he was genuinely worried about de Gea getting bullied by the more 'robust' teams, he wouldn't have played him against Bolton.

I think we've already got one UDT, like all goalies he'll make mistakes, only his will be amplified by the press. Fergie has always said all young players, whatever their position, are prone to inconsistency, and he'll be given time. I was more worried whether he would settle in to Mcr life and the climate, especially not speaking da lingo, but apparently he's loving it, attending English lessons, and there's a few Spanish speakers in the squad to help him along until he's more fluent. A lot has been made of his relatively slight build for a goalie, but you have to remember Edwin VDS was an identical build. I genuinely think he'll be a great goalie for us.

Are you his fooking agent?! :)

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I think John Lewis sell poles with flexible joints for corners...

Prime Suspect = Marmora Man...allegedly

Worried that she may get blown over in the hurricane whilst playing footy, DJKQ* finds a solution... http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSS4ICX71iwQemWGv5pJd_2-38kgnjg-qxFYCN8zuMBoVogqXUWuw *DJKQ, apologies if you don't look like a 1970's Italian player wearing tight fitting shorts ;-)

''feck it!, this'll do...'' http://www.theprezzyshop.co.uk/camberwick_green/camberwick_green_images/cgl05.jpg

Otta Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I think there have been people on it (the bloke > with the afro a couple of years back) who probably > do have musical talent... You'll be pleased to know Jamie 'Afro' Archer has hit the big time, along with Thai dancers and a Rat Pack tribute, he was the half-time entertainment at Leicester City recently...