red devil

''I told you we shouldn't have left Clapham...'' http://rippleeffects.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/lesley-manville-peter-wight.gif?w=460&h=288

Top Tip...save money and buy a flat-pack cat, and get it to use the letter box http://files.g4tv.com/ImageDb3/268651_S/Cat-Meets-Suitcase.jpg

Guardian expos?...Quids goes missing...you do the maths

Nah, he's always sleeping on the job... *Hails taxi*

It was actually Prostateman, but being a typical superhero, he doesn't want the publicity...

Got it in one, but remember to take out the old cat flap... http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/07/08/article-1033317-01E1DBF900000578-164_468x404.jpg

He's been found...

Whereas cats... http://www.norcalblogs.com/post_scripts/fat-cat.jpeg

*Light blue touch paper and stands well back...* CATS are not as clever as people think, according to experts at the University of Exeter. Psychology lecturer Britta Osthaus says cats do not understand cause-and-effect. The Exeter expert attached fish and biscuit treats to one end of a piece of string and placed them under a plastic screen to see if the cats could work out that pulling on the string would pull the treat closer. They were tested using a single baited string, two parallel strings where only one was baited, and two crossed strings where only one was baited. No cat consistently chose correctly between two parallel strings and with crossed strings they succeeded no more than might be expected by chance. Osthaus said: "They performed even worse than dogs, which can at least solve the parallel string task." The study helped show the limits of feline intelligence, Osthaus, who conducted the research while a teaching fellow at Exeter University, told The Guardian. "If we know their limits we won't expect too much of them, which in turn is important for their welfare. I am not trying to say cats are stupid, just they are different."

Are you taking the piss?.. http://media.nowpublic.net/images/b1/b/b1b320cd81bfc9771b02d07760a80af8.jpg

As pack leader you need to set an example... http://i.ytimg.com/vi/4gY-qFc8wUQ/0.jpg

Looks like Gnasher has gone off in a cream puff... http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/8c/Gnasher.jpg

Were they supermarket bought basil plants?

''lets just talk footy and chill'' Word... http://americanhistory.si.edu/militaryhistory/img/media/581_l.jpg

I think we'll all get along fine this season Otta...famous last words! Be careful what you wish for though, Scholes has joined the Utd coaching staff ;-)

What... You look like Joe Bugner? http://www.antekprizering.com/bugner7708.jpeg

Thanks Scholesy... http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/08/05/article-2022904-0D5075B100000578-741_634x355.jpg

''ok listeners, just had a call off-air...there's a laydee in South London who's just split up with her boyfriend and asked me to play this tune...standby for a classic from the attic, a platter that matters, a rave from the grave...over to you sisterrrrrs!...''

*Puts EDF wedding suit back in moth balls...*

Always tricky to predict as it's such a competitive league. In recent seasons an unfancied/unfashionable team has made it a la Burnley, Blackpool, Swansea, so as there's a feel good factor along the South Coast I'll go with Brighton. Boro finished strongly which is usually a good omen for folowing season. One more?...oh go on then Wet Spam, just to keep the natives happy...enjoy! Oh, one more prediction...Sven and Shteeeve to be sacked by Chrimbo :)

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Does anybody else like to stimulate the anus with > a large vibrating egg, with the cricket on the > background? > > Or is it just me? ''The batsman's Holding, the bowler's Willey...''

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Actually, that lady seems to have quite hairy > arms. ...and she's listening to the cricket

...or had you previously been staring at a lightbulb* for an unhealthily long time?... http://us.cdn3.123rf.com/168nwm/mylifeiscamp/mylifeiscamp0906/mylifeiscamp090600020/4981953-male-portrait-staring-at-new-light-bulb-isolated-on-black-background.jpg *energy saving/eco-conscious of course

Love and peace...

*Bob*, be careful, before you know it you''ll be into Scat, or as the Kooky Kats (Orpington based collective) like to call it, Hot Shit...