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spongebob

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  1. Loads of websites that stream it!
  2. DulwichFox Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > It would seem that Busineses like Luca's think > they are doing us all a favour. > > Gone are the days when it would take years to > build up a business. > > People just want to get rich over night. Showing > total contempt for their customers. > > They show no commitment to their work no pride in > what they do.. > > Having an over-rated sense of importance... > Customers are just a thorn in their sides. > > Best to boycott them ... They do not deserve our > trade. > > > Fox Sounds rather like Jacks to me....
  3. Does the road you live on have speed humps on it?
  4. nothing rhymes with silver
  5. Had lunch a couple of times here last week because I was in that area. http://greedycow.com/offers.html
  6. It looked to me that it was a re-feuling exercise ahead of the Olypics??
  7. spongebob

    a joke

    A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away." The distressed woman wailed, "Are you sure?" "Yes, I am sure. Your duck is dead," replied the vet.. "How can you be so sure?" she protested. "I mean you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something." The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room. He returned a few minutes later with a black Labrador Retriever. As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked up at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head. The vet patted the dog on the head and took it out of the room. A few minutes later he returned with a cat. The cat jumped on the table and also delicately sniffed the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled out of the room. The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck." The vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman.. The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "$150!" she cried, "$150 just to tell me my duck is dead!" The vet shrugged, "I'm sorry. If you had just taken my word for it, the bill would have been $20, but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's now $150."
  8. Benches and hot showers in the gents changing room today :)-D
  9. I was told 3 weeks for the benches to return or be replaced, definately longer than 3 weeks ago!
  10. I had a little bit of warm water came out of my shower one day last week..(tu)
  11. Does anyone know when it'll all be fixed and back to normalish??
  12. Well done LS, I meant to put the exact same thing on here last night, I will say how lucky you were to be scolded in the shower as the 2 times i've been and used them recently the water was shriveltastically cold! I did ask about the showers last night and was told they were having problems with the BMS and now thay are resolved they need a new heat exchanger to keep a constant water temp but forgot to ask about the missing benches?
  13. Would be a real shame if he fell down a few flights of stairs eh!
  14. spongebob

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    Where'd you get it from? I wouldn't mind one...
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