legalbeagle
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Hmmmm. This thread is about a distressing assault of a sexual nature on two women. Perhaps I'm having a sense of humour failure today, but I'm struggling to see the funny side.........
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"I held your hand for all of these years, and you still have all of me"
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The Jam - called something like down the tube station?
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A Fembot, in other words. And RosieH I do hope you haven't forgotton your false lashes.........or maybe she's born with it.......... RosieH Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > katie1997 Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Anyway, I'm a bloke pretending to be a woman. > > I'm a cyborg constructed entirely from fake tan, > false nails and breast implants.
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My reply was a jokey one, truly. Tarot isn't upsetting me. Not so the woman responding to his lunchtime thread!!
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Tarot Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Why cant women park cars? I can park very well. I can squeeze my motor into the tiniest of spaces. I've learned to judge size perfectly having been lied to by men on that subject very frequently.
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Tarot Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Why do women leave horrible blobby lipstick on > glasses and cups. It's our passive aggressive way of making sure you know that, wheverever you are, we've already been there and checked it out first..............
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He's a MAN RosieH. He's genetically and culturally engineered to resist pretty much nothing. {JOKE!}
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No not at all. I understand. As you were.
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Ahem. S'cuse me?
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Again, EH?
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Your turn!
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"He's one of very few gents left in the game, sorry, make that business." And I think that's the point isn't it. Like I said, in the end, it's about the winning. Business is business. Move on. Still want to beat him in the second leg tho!
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Curry Club - Thursday 7 March 2019 - venue TBC
legalbeagle replied to Michael Palaeologus's topic in The Lounge
Sneaking? In these heels? -
Curry Club - Thursday 7 March 2019 - venue TBC
legalbeagle replied to Michael Palaeologus's topic in The Lounge
Well, that's what I've told you.......... -
It is. And thanks for giving me your turn: "Mark my words, believe my soul lives on, don't worry now that I have gone, I've gone beyond to seek the truth."
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So what's going on with him then? Why the sense that the club aren't keen? IS it because it's all about the winning in the end? Or because with dignity comes a bit too much reserve? Because however much he's liked (and I've nothing against him, I'm just asking the question) you have to agree it doesn't look like a happy club right now.
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Curry Club - Thursday 7 March 2019 - venue TBC
legalbeagle replied to Michael Palaeologus's topic in The Lounge
Mrs Onion's already put her money on me. I'd stick close to Mike if I were you! -
Curry Club - Thursday 7 March 2019 - venue TBC
legalbeagle replied to Michael Palaeologus's topic in The Lounge
Well that's bugger all use to you then since I CAN'T COME! Do keep up. :)) -
Again true. I'm not hoping he's sacked - I just wonder if he will be. The next few weeks will be important for him.
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All true, but he didn't actually win though. And in the end, it's never about "I nearly did it".
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Is that a motivation for RosieH's generosity or an expression of sympathy for your mate? Im confused. It's easily done.
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Curry Club - Thursday 7 March 2019 - venue TBC
legalbeagle replied to Michael Palaeologus's topic in The Lounge
Watch it Onion. I know where you live. -
Curry Club - Thursday 7 March 2019 - venue TBC
legalbeagle replied to Michael Palaeologus's topic in The Lounge
Bottom LIP. And do behave in public, there's a dear. -
Curry Club - Thursday 7 March 2019 - venue TBC
legalbeagle replied to Michael Palaeologus's topic in The Lounge
Sorry Sir. I've let the whole club down, and worst of all, I've let myself down. I'm sure that MP won't invite me back, and I don't blame him. *Exits stage left with hankie and very wobbly bottom lip*