*Bob*

Hiss missstressesssss A red rose for each of them. Blesss hisss cotton socksss.

I think I saw Peter Jones in Mark Owen once, but I couldn't be 100%

.. can only afford to go skiing twice a year..

I like this photo, from her website.

I can't believe anyone can 'get by' on less than ?50k these days. That's what I said to our cleaner anyway. She didn't say much so I think she agreed with me.

Not the first time she's had a 'guilty bunch' from Mark, I assume. Assuming they were actually for his wife.

I believe the headline in question from The Mail was "CLEGG IN NAZI SLUR ON BRITAIN" You might as well quote stuff from Viz.

If The Mail go back far enough they'll no doubt find somebody happy to accuse Clegg of cheating at marbles. Cheating with regards to 'the spirit of the game', if not 'the actual rules', of course.

Keef Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Very true. I suspect the best guitarist ever was > not Hendrix, Slash, Blackmore, Clapton... But > rather some bloke who played in pubs, that we > never heard. Thinking of anyone in particular there, Keef?

No.. unless JAMESF can provide us with a fully-evidenced thrilling d?nouement?!

You've joined us at a very exciting moment, Dave.. But that's your basic commonsense page two material - we're on page fourteen now.

Well Ruffers, several years ago, back on page 6.. goosegreenteam Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > you don't know us, and > until you meet us don't make assumptions about who > we are and what we stand for.

Me Logic, yes.. Of course!

matty Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > mac thumbs down > > If you must use one (usually because the user is > too lazy/computer illiterate or a sheep e.g your > average EDF poster) then build your own, rather > than throwing money towards this kind of crap, Hey that sounds like a great idea, Matty! For the sake of spending a couple of grand - every seven years - on something that needs to run faultlessly every day - running the only software option there is for me, which also happens to be made by Apple, for Apple computers, I could INSTEAD knock something up from bits of string, some rusty parts from Maplin and casio calculator that doesn't work as well, looks shite - and spend the difference on (nearly) half a week in Spain for the family. Makes sense.

Tedium. I know it's not exactly a 'dream fix' (and somewhat inconvenient) but have you considered leaving a bare minimum of petrol in the tank for a while? (just splash-in what you need from a plastic can affair) The second time mine got 'tapped', it just so happened to be nearly empty and - fingers crossed - hasn't happened since (nearly 4 months ago).

Gordon is Gordon: he manages to be knowledgeable, clued-up, serious - and yet awkward, hapless and slightly pitiful. Cameron is insincere, looks uncomfortable, doesn't seem to know any detail about anything other reciting pointless anecdotes about what a man he met in the street yesterday in Basildon said to him. And he has an anus instead of a mouth. 'Thingy' is now 'Clegg'. I thought the other two would piss on him from day one, but it just hasn't happened. I assumed when he was elected leader that he was the worst choice the LDs could have made, only he now seems to be the best - at least in terms of getting votes. The downside is that in having someone who actually appears credible heading them up, they've lost some of their charm. Like when your favourite up-and-coming band suddenly attains mass appeal.

I agree, matthew. Last week David crawled across the kitchen floor and dribbled. This week he was weeing into the potty - all on his own.

Mrs *Bob* and I were both in firm agreement last night. If you concentrate on David Cameron's mouth whilst he's speaking, it looks exactly like a talking anus; were such a thing to be possible. Also highly appropriate, considering what was coming out of it. Go on.. try it. You'll see exactly what I mean.

Probably got bog trouble again.

WOULD ANYBODY LIKE A CUP OF TEA?

Would anybody like a cup of tea? I can almost smell The Lounge from here.

Ha Ha. Do I have one big enough, that's the question.

What number is it?

Did what? I don't understand. Unless you're somehow saying the house wasn't sold recently? Please explain?!

If the house is still untouched in a year, I'll go round and deliver a delicious casserole to any residing squatters. Up until then, I feel the benefit of the doubt should reside with the person who only recently paid over ?700k for it.