*Bob*

Blokes seem particularly drawn to this sort of thing. It's like the whole diet coke/coke zero marketing thing. "It's not dieting - It's FASTING"

Taleggio and Toblerone

Part one out now. Free binder with part one. Collect all ten case files and receive this attractive replica bloodstained claw hammer and authentic dental records report.

I'm on the one where you're only allowed to eat food beginning with the same letter as that day - and then play tennis in high heels on Sunday morning. Works for me.

I guess it's like a Rorschach.

One of the new e-fit faces looks kinda familiar...

The worst kind of DJ = the one absolutely and resolutely refuses to deviate from his preset self-serving set.. as the room slowly but surely empties-out and any remainder stay glued to the bar.

The first one (that I heard) was at 8am this morning - just after I woke up. I don't feel that a complaint about the 114 landings that occurred during four preceding hours would be in good faith. Complaining about things that don't affect you is the realm of the pervert.

Rumble filters? Bag on your head? etc

Sold two 1210's just recently. Still very popular amongst the ranks of the aspiring young hipster DJ.

Try Tenalady, Lou. You may need the 'extra plus'.

Never trust a woman who insists on having her hair fashioned in the shape of a bell-end.

Peckhamgatecrasher Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Did we have the same Nan, Bob, or should I say > coz? Only if you were allowed to have the bones - as a special treat.

Actually that's not quite true on the upgrade front. I'm sure the spread of the day back then would have been either Vitalite or - worse still - Stork.

Mashed tinned salmon (with a bit of vinegar in it) and cucumber sandwiches have made a comeback here of late. One must wait for the half price tins though, to be thrifty. Balsamic vinegar is the only upgrade. Otherwise, the dish remains unchanged from being 7 at my Nan's house.

Don't wait for the next one - wait for the one after that. Actually I heard the one after the next one - so not the next one, or the one after that, but the one that follows - is going to be really really good. So perhaps wait for that one. Just to be sure.

steveo Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I could never spell mathamatics let alone do it > and I went to a Grammer school ..must.. resist..

Seemed to me it's just a bog-standard sitcom with paedo jokes and swearing thrown in.

Weed of doom, Jeremy?

Annette Curtain Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > The judges will feature the Honey Monster and the > kids from the Rice Crispy packet, hosted by a > Monster Munch & no one will even flinch When does this start?! I can't wait! Thoughts on this year: Bringing back 'the room' audition was a good idea. Never liked going straight to the audience of gawping munters and their ludicrous edited-in expressions of UTTER SHOCK - like aliens just landed on the stage and did the hokey-cokey. My favourite new element is the close-up of 'the finger' sliding the fader up on the mixing desk. Probably attributed to Simon Cowell in the credits - along with everything else. I think there were actually far fewer cringey comedy entrants this year weren't there? - which I think is down to ITV's heartwarming new policy of excluding the mentally ill from auditions this year. Not that I'm watching it, of course.

splitters

Expect a 30% increase in posting

Some of these >>>> Which I think I've seen before somewhere... http://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/forum/read.php?12,1184771

You're right. A matter as important as this should be made a sticky - and stuck permanently to the top of every section until the deeply troubling matter of david's login problem has been resolved. If we can all pull together - as a community - we can work this out.

If anyone wants to study law and then be a lawyer, they're welcome to whatever they can get!