HonaloochieB

You're as welcome as the dew of a summer morn, Miss H. I think I'll be in sometime soon for a quarter of Gray's Herbal Tablets, and if there are any Flying Saucers to be had you'll see me stepping out high, wide and handsome. Toodle-oo

ratty Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > RoseK Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Blame the council and react accordingly - some > of > > us (not I!) voted them in. There are now so > many > > halfway houses along East Dulwich Grove, filled > > with druggies and assorted riffraff, your hair > > would stand on end if you realised what's > > happening. > > I know exactly what is happening thanks and my > hair is not standing on end at all! NIMBYism at > it's worst. As a member of society we have an > obligation to look after those more unfortunate > than ourselves. > > I am really hoping your post was tongue in cheek. As a member of society I have a right to feel safe where I live. Perhaps these more fortunate members might consider not attempting to mug less fortunates as they go about their business.

And top o' the morning to yourself Miss H. Hope all is back to normal. Never actually been in your shop, but I enjoy sharing a postal district with yourselves. Chin chin and all that sort of rot.

Twist And Shout by The Beatles not just a cover but the definitive version.

Should I Stay Or Should I Go? - The Clash

away the heartache

Wishing I Was Skinny - The Boo Radleys

me

The Flying Honaloochies group together, hands held. Then HonaloochieB+ takes his place on the see-saw. HonaloochieB squares his manly shoulders, and Honaloochieb and Honaloochiebeta assist HonaloochieBeJaysus to a standing position atop the aforementioned manly shoulders. He braces himself and takes a leap toward the raised end of the see-saw. With immaculate timing HonaloochieB+ steps off the see-saw just before HonaloochieBeJaysus arrives at the other end. The crack of breaking bone is audible around the arena. HonaloochieB+ is doubled up with mirth. HonaloochieBeJasus is is screaming with pain. Clowns come on with a stretcher to take a way the injured acrobat. He leaves the ring bellowing threats and empracations at his nephew. At one of the ring side seats a little girl is heard to ask "Mummy, what's a c*nt's trick?" (More to follow)

I Wish You Well - Bill Withers

And on come The Flying Honaloochies. HonaloochieB, his younger brother Honaloochieb, his older smarter brother HonaloochieB+, their Greek cousin Honaloochiebeta and their Irish uncle Honaloochie BeJaysus. In the ring is a see-saw and some balancing poles. At first glance the troupe has a certain ?raggedness? about their movements. On closer inspection it becomes apparent that these are men who have lunched recently and well. An almost tangible thrill of anticipation runs through the audience. (More to follow)

Oh Well - Fleetwod Mac

bien

Oh Boy - Buddy Holly

Leslie

Beautiful Boy - John Lennon

Free Love Highway - David Brent

sauce

Rocket Cottage - Steeleye Span

bollocked

Back In The USSR - The Beatles

James Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > "The ones for Parazone wrapped round The Bill are > so naff. Yes, I do sometimes watch The Bill." > > Oops...I was involved in these. Oh dear... It's OK James, you've made a clean breast of it, and that's the main thing.

Another Girl Another Planet - The Only Ones

ends dens

Can't Stand Me Now - The Libertines