HonaloochieB

Blackberry Way - The Move

Mrs Y Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Sweets Blockbusters

Declan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > HonaloochieB Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Rhubarbs > > What's the link please? I'm lost with that one! It was to do with 'forced' rhubarb.

"Aaah Gawd 'elp us" - Blakey, On The Buses.

"I 'ate you Butler" - Blakey, On The Buses.

'Before my time'. Lots of things were. What are you on about?

Papa Was A Rolling Stone, The Temptations.

Rhubarbs

You can do something about your 'size'. Whereas we chaps have to make do with what we have. Honestly it's just a few minutes a day. We'll all benefit from it. Try some pelvic floor exercises. Oisy doisy doh, everyone's a winner. Right?

Declan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Afternoon delight................don't remember > the group. Think it was a one hit wonder. Standing In My Light - Ian Hunter

Ms B Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I don't know! Am poor helpless woman etc and this > an electrical matter. It just didn't come on > properly; tried unplugging and plugging in again. > > Have just realised another possibility is that > when owner of the house said he'd fixed it and > left for the weekend, he lied. Hmm. Now I get it. When you said that you'd broken the TV, I was thinking it may have been in a Keith Moon sort of 'auto destruction' style. Along the same lines if the owner of the house has a Rolls-Royce and a swimming pool you could always drive the former into the latter. That'd learn him. Other than that, I just don't know.

Dark

Horsebox Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Michael Palaeologus Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Sitting as I am in a Greek fishing harbour, I > can > > confirm that the Greeks have particularly > handsome > > tackle. Some is quite old and knobly, whereas > the > > younger chaps have new shinier tackle that > glows > > in the dark to attract their intended prey. > Either > > variety seems to work as I have observed them > > proudly displaying their hard work to the > > tourists, who all seem very impressed and stop > to > > take photos. Some of the very old chaps simply > > dangle their tackle from the end of the jetty, > > which isnt half so impressive, but they always > > have a gaggle of Greek pussies hanging around > > them, so they must come up with something worth > > having on occasion. Today, I saw that one chap > had > > dragged his tackle onto the beach and was > > scrubbing at it with some vigour, it seemed > that > > he was trying to get rid of crabs and the like > > before another night of endeavour. > > >:D > If an award for "Internet Forum Post Of The Year" > exists, then I declare the above to be the > winner. > > Well done, Mr M.P. I'd go along with that Horsebox. Though the wit and humour shown by MP was far too good for a tedious and overworked subject. Isn't this sort of thing best lrft to Amanda Platell?

It was pointed out on some thread or other that the people of which you speak are of Cornish origin. I merely mention this. I see them in passing when on the bus or on foot, so they don't trouble me. They do seem to go out of their way to just be outside at all times though, don't they?

Ms B Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > > (Also boring evening as have just broken the TV. > Maybe I'll spend it sorting out my finances, that > would be fun.) Broken the TV Ms B? How so? I'd like to know in order to avoid the same. Sorry to butt in on the thread, but I'm interested.

Sunny Afternoon - The Kinks

Ms B Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > It'll be slippers next. Only if they have BRING BACK ROBBIE enblazoned across the front of them. I've become quite fanatical.

Sting

Of course Bill was scary. Oliver Reed I reckon was chosen for his scariness. Oliver! the musical was, despite the songs a fairly frightening film. How Bill murdered Nancy? Brutal. How Bill met his fate, equally so. But just a piece of genius musical film-making altogether which is one of my favourite films. I'm off to watch it now.

Went in there today, there was nothing that I wanted. Actually not quite true there were a couple of records I might have bought but they were overly scratched. But then that was why they were fifty pee. John the owner allowed me to go downstairs while he was chatting to someone on the street and then came down to say hello and assure me I could just browse to my heart's content. Chatted to him for a while and he seems a good person. It's not something he needs to make a huge profit from, and he would be content if he covers the exes. I believe him for one, and even though I don't have a record deck at present I'll be going back and if there's good stuff I'll be buying it.Spotted a chap in Somerfield with a clutch of records under his arm, Lou Reed's 'Tansformer' being the one he chose to present to the public. Bastard. Got in first. I liked the idea of the place before I visited, I like it more now that I've been.

Blimey O'Reilly Ms B I think you've got me down as a Take That fan. Blimier O' Reilly still, I think you could be right. Who knew? At my age an' all.

Ms B Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > (> Green, green grass of home - Tom Jones Burnt Grass Lazy - Screamer On The Hill

Ms B Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > (Was going to say Greensleeves - Henry VIII but > realised it would kill the thread stone dead) > > Green, green grass of home - Tom Jones I'd have gone for New Lace Sleeves - Elvis Costello and would have thanked you for reminding me of such a good song.

Or I think I'd ask him to hold the line and then go off and find my 'Mr T' talking keyring and play various of the good man's phrases down the 'phone to him. It's good inasmuch as whenn the button is hit repeatedly it has the same effect as 'scratching' a record. 'IIIII piiiity ttttttthhheeee foooool' and so on. Nothing to do with politics, or whether I think he might be a good PM but just the way I treat cold callers.

Curry