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HonaloochieB

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  1. 'Wicked' meant as good, used by anyone over the age of seven. Tossers.
  2. SteveT Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Is that the Jeremy, 'I love the sound of my own > voice' Clarkson. Yes I can't argue with that Ms B > but I'm sure there are many who would vehemently > disagree. > > Yeah no I was just starting my fourth sentence > with yeah no...... > > We gave it a hundred and ten per cent.......... > > Getting a pubic hair stuck between my teeth, makes > me want to spit. > > Hair wrapping around my fingers, whilst swimming > with long haired specimens not wearing swimming > caps, when they are as cheap as chips. > > Those lazy disgusting riff-raff who are too damned > idle to shower before entering the pool. > > Sorry I digress they are actions not words and > phrases.......doh! Whole other thread you could start there Steve... The Simmering Swimmer, perhaps?
  3. Johnny Reggae - The Piglets
  4. Emphasisers placed in front of the word 'unique'. 'So', 'very', 'really'. It's unique, it is one of a kind. It can't be more than that.
  5. Billy (as in Billy The Cat, you know out of The Beano)
  6. Ms B Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I keep hearing the bit from the beginning of > 'You're so vain' by Carly Simon. Of course, that bum-bud-bum-bud-bum, bum-duh-bum-bum-buh-bum and the whispered bit. Was it 'son of a bitch' she said there? Fantastic song, I think I'm sure the only pop song to use the word 'gavotte', though I'd love to be corrected on this. I won't go into any details, but I'm sure I'm not the only fellow of a certan age whose adolescent fantasies weren't fueled by the cover of 'No Secrets' Sorry to drag the thread down, but damn it, I just had a moment.
  7. 'Like'. As in the like overuse like of the word by like y'know people who like should like know like better. One of the hippy hangovers we could do without. Though some are 'cool'.
  8. Four pints of Peroni have changed it to Standing In The Doorway by Bob Dylan. I'd wonder why but I've long since stopped trying to figure out my brain.
  9. TillieTrotter Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Green Eggs Ham
  10. SteveT Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > HonaloochieB I was referring to cheetah, tarzans > pet chimp who is about 80 years old. I was going to post the same thing Steve. 80, eh? Isn't it about time he started turning into a human?
  11. An engraved money clip is the perfect christening present for a boy or a girl. Silver, with a suitably inspiring message on it and whatever is the highest denomination of folding money you can afford enfolded in it. She won't be aware of it now but when she does, rest assured, than you, none will be cooler.
  12. Brendan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > James Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > To all those who want more pubs like the > Castle... > > move to Penge! Lots of horrible old boozers > there > > with net curtains and blokes in tracksuits > talking > > about fighting. You'll love it. > > Lol. Penge. Hands up anyone who can say Penge > without tittering. It really is an inherently > funny word. > > Especially when the bus says it. > > One, Seven, Six > To > Penge > > Or in the words of his royal godness Robert > Rankin, ?I?ve heard it?s a lovely place but I?ve > never been there myself. ? > > Anyone else find James? hissy fit about El > Castillo even funnier for the fact that he > mentioned Penge? > > Only me? Well no change there then. I think he got it about spot on. I was there recently and took the time to visit a few pubs. Cheap but cheerless. Right about the comedy value of Penge though, the Monty Python troupe certainly agreed with you.
  13. Madworld's right, any place with worse looking window furnishing than mine is in dire need of a change.
  14. SteveT Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > chimpanzee I assume this is a reference to the simian-like appearance of Lou Reed. Dr Zeus
  15. For Your Love - The Yardbirds
  16. Flannel applied. I won't bother with Heartbeat though, not been the same since that nice Nick Berry left. Banter was it? Thanks for putting my mind at rest. Apology accepted.
  17. Is this make sense?
  18. Now don't you be comparing Emily 'Magnificent' Maitlis to David 'The Duke you'd most like to see murdered in an episode of Poirot' Dickinson. Do so and you trifle with my dreams. Not to say my stirrings.
  19. Blue For You - Paul Haig
  20. Anyone else hinky about the use of the word 'poo'? It's shit, let's call it the shit that it is.
  21. London Girls - The Vibrators.
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