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Train In Vain - The Clash

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...and the animals looked at the pigs and looked at the men and could see no difference.

Johnny 99

Hoorah, justice is done. The badly uniformed one presumably has been put on a fizzer and MM, vindicated rides off into the sunset (wearing safety headgear, knee and elbow pads) mdestly shrugging off thanks and departing with a tight-lipped "There's things a man can't ride round" Leaving us all to wonder "Who was that Marmora Man?"

Morningtown Ride - The Seekers

Nikki

A Wimpy bar'd show those Gourmet Burger arrivistes what for. And no bones to speak of.

Needles And Pins - The Searchers

Gun Control - Ian Hunter

"Wiped it's face" - Tim Wonnacott, Bargain Hunt

"Absolutely Harry Spankers" - Tim Wonnacott, Bargain Hunt

Some Keithisms from interviews. "Yea, that'd be about the time I was knocking off Ronnie Spector" "He could have a gun or a knife so if he invades my turf I'm gonna chop the mother down" - an explanation for battering a stage invading fan with his trusty axe. "Yea, we've got some titles for him, too" - on hearing about Mick Jagger's knighthood. "Ouch" - on falling out of a tree in Fiji.

The Story Of The Blues - The Mighty Wah

Catch 22 - the main conceit aside,just dull. Home-made mayonaisse - for people who are just too damn lazy to go out and buy salad cream. Whisk(e)y connoisseurs - it's tan coloured hooch, it gets you pissed. Enough said. CAMRA - look there's real ale already, stop campaigning. NOW. Finnegan's Wake - a 'circular' novel apparently. A circular hand movement to it. Neil Young - stop bloody whining man.

pickle

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wee quinnie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I think I'm paraphrasing slightly, but.... > > "Alcohol - the cause of and the solution to most > of life's problems." > > Homer J. Simpson Good quote WQ, but not a catchphrase. "Hhhancock's half hour" - Tony Hancock, Hancock's Half Hour

Spanish Stroll - Mink De Ville

Moos Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > how about expressions that don't make sense? > > "Cheap at half the price" > > never got that one. It might well be cheap at > half the price, but at the full price it's twice > as much as it would be if it were cheap.... It only doesn't make sense because it's constantly used wrongly (I blame radio phone in shows) it should be and always was in my day "Cheap at twice the price" Makes more sense now, right?

Madonna

Broken Down Angel - Nazareth

"Cuntbollocks" Just typing it brings a smile to my old chops.

Jersey

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