HonaloochieB

giggirl Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > PLEASE don't make me choose > > Lick My Love-pump > You can't really dust for vomit > Let's do it in Dobly > Camberwell Carrot (oops perhaps not) Cool your boots, Giggi.

"A rockumetary if you will"

"Wanker! This much talent!"

When Ian Faith refers to the hotel clerk who suggests that the 'boys' share a room as a "a twisted old fruit". His reply, "I'm just as God made me, sir" never fails to crack me up.

buggie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > HonaloochieB Wrote: > > > You did't know the top impressionist Mike > > Yarwood? > > > > His Vic Feather was masterful. > > I'd heard of Mike Yarwood but hadn't heard the > catchphrase/known it was his It was what he used to say at the end of a show, having done his string of impressions. "This is me" was how he introduced the final song in his own 'voice': he was never an impersonater of singers so this was a little indulgence the audience was prepared to put up with. But if only he'd just done his Harold Wilson again.

Up On The Roof - The Drifters

LizzygotDizzy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Had a little "date" the other night with a guy I'd > been seeing for quite a while, and it was to be > the first time we were "getting intimiate",have to > say it completely drives me barmy and makes me > absolutely livid when (sorry for those with > sensitivity issues and sexual prohibitions please > look away now!) when a guy expects you to go down > on him and then when you ask, (before things get > really started), or gently hint that you hope that > the favour will be returned (which you shouldn't > have to anyway) you suddenly get a bewildered > looking school boy standing there saying "but I > don't do oral!", erm...what? then to exacerbate > the situation comes back with "well aren't you > going to finish me off then!", couldn't help it, > bit down on him quite hardish and said, yeah, > after you start me off!!! and muttered something > about selfish son-of-a-bitch or sumthing or other > and made my getaway. There now, all better now, > though I doubt he is feeling atall well this > morning. What if? This had been posted by a man. An alleged breach of sexual etiquette in the matter of oral sex had taken place and his response was to bite the 'offending' female's genital area to the extent that she would probably not be 'feeling at all well' the next day. At the very least I'm pretty sure that people on the forum would be lining up to punch his lights out, whilst offering support and sympathy to the victim. At most he'd find himself being questioned by the police for committing a serious sexual assault. But that's all hypothetical really, because the odds are he wouldn't dream of posting his actions on a site like this.

piggies

Fuschia Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Which bit of melford Rd is to become one-way, and > which direction? That bit to your left. No no your left. And just down that way, where the bin is.

It's Grim Up North - The KLF

Fine work Moos. I shall keep a copy to monitor my symptoms.

"Mistah Poo" - Charlie Drake, The Worker

buggie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > HonaloochieB Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > "And this is me" - Mike Yarwood (another one > for > > the teenagers) > > .... teenagers?? I'm 30 and wouldn't have known > that one!! You did't know the top impressionist Mike Yarwood? His Vic Feather was masterful.

Siduhe, orange ink is an indicator of a groovy cat.

Got mine,completed it in orange ink, sent it back. Good thing.

American Girl - Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers

"Diggity" - Quagmire, Family Guy

Back Off Boogaloo - Ringo Starr

"Look at the muck in here" - Larry Grayson

lady (Romford)

Happy birthday JJF. We'll never forget the day you were born, that cross-fire hurricane nearly did for the whole town.

City Of The Dead - The Clash

"Just Like that" - Tommy Cooper.

I don't have many rules in life but some wise old buffer or other once said "try everything once except incest and Morris dancing" and I've done my best to stick to it.

Does anyone know where they run these chattering classes I hear so much about these days?