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HonaloochieB

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  1. fish Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Oh, but it were Phillip Glenister. How cool would > that be? Let's have less, lesser-known sibling bashing from you young lady/man.
  2. I think you've come to a state of self-awareness that's eviable. Embrace your uselessness. Accept it. The worlds of PR and marketing await.
  3. "The money was just resting in my account" - Fr Ted Crilly, Fr Ted
  4. "I'll have a milk stout" - Minnie Caldwell, Coronation Street.
  5. *Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > That wouldn't even qualify as incest though, Lizzy > - so I'd already be relegated to the b-list. > > And Honaloochie.. I don't remember seeing my Aunts > crack but I'll be sure to have a look next time > I'm up there for Christmas. This is just the sort of thing that will swing it for you *Bob*. If there's a JK/Trisha hall of fame then you're a cert.
  6. "I'll 'ave 'alf" - Jacko, Love Thy Neighbour I considered "snowflake" and "nig-nog" from the above show but I don't want to go opening up no cans of worms. No sir.
  7. If the child could be a violent sweary school refuser and your Aunt could develop a nice little crack habit then both shows will be beating a path to your door.
  8. "You wouldn't let it lie" - Vic Reeves, Big Night Out.
  9. *Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I'd be up for going on it, but I need to get my > brother's wife pregnant first. Or my Aunt, maybe. I'd go for the Aunt option myself *Bob*. The old getting-the-sister-in-law-up-the-stick schtick has become quite hackneyed in Kyle circles. An Aunt would get you admiring glances from the other guests. Looking forward to it.
  10. Some twenty quid bath gunk from DR Boo MD.
  11. LizzygotDizzy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Jeremy Kyle drives me barmy, the man is > excruciatingly aggravating, almost as bad, if not > as bad as, Kilroy in his days! I believe this kind > of show is more akin to human baiting of not the > most intelligent members of society, who else > would go on a prgramme like that? Do they get paid > to go on it? I don't know LGD. Has anyone from the EDF ever appeared on JK? If so please let us know what the deal is as regards the compensation, clothing allowance etc.
  12. "Swingin'! Dodgy!" Norman Vaughan
  13. If I see one more young mother wheeling a tri-pram of oysters on her way to Jojo the baby-mother, I'll do my ruddy working-class nut. Straight I will.
  14. I find myself watching Jeremy Kyle when I'm at home. My family are demanding a DNA test.
  15. "Order, order!" The Speaker of the House Of Commons.
  16. "Let's be clear..." - Every politician, every interview.
  17. Ever Fallen In Love With Someone (You Shouldn't Have Fallen In Love With) - Fine Young Cannibals
  18. "You can't see the join" Eric Morecambe to Ernie Wise
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