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I considered a 'What's The Worst Oral Sex Experience You've Ever Had?" thread. But thought it might be in poor taste.

I may put a 'What Have You Procrastinated About Lately' thread up. Maybe tomorrow.

Considered an 'Are You Feeling Lethargic?" thread but well you know. . .

Azul Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > that's right, I cut if off. > all of you that only worried of what I carried and > what lived on my beard and never had a thought > about me. > over, my beard is gone for good. You cut 'it' off, Azul? The woman who you selected as your 'beard' in order to prevent speculation about your sexuality was a person, I'll have you know. Also you say that your 'beard is gone for good'? I find this sinister. I intend to inform the relevant authorities.

"May I be excused" - Private Godfrey, Dad's Army.

Old Skool (as I believe the kids have it these days)

Michael Palaeologus Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > DM, why are you wearing a Banana? > > Are you having a Carmen Miranda period? Please > entertain us with your version of "Ayayay I like > you veeeery much" MP, I think that enquiries concerning DM's 'cycle' are best left between herself and her highly skilled and and begloved Harley Street practitioner. I consider it somewhat caddish to pry.

I thought about a 'What Am I Thinking About' thread, but thought better of it.

Ian Glenister queuing outside William Rose about two weeks ago. Is that the right way to spell 'queuing' by the way? It looks wrongish, but I can't be fecked to look it up.

Unless of course you missed a 'U' between the 'A' and the 'N'. If that's the case, then of course three grand's back on the table.

MarsAttacks Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > "I'll be back" - Arnie Sorry MA, this doesn't count in the final tally as it's a filum quote. But don't be disheartened. Have another go.

Opal Fruits

Brendan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > arse feck girls! And what of DRINK! Brendan, eh? Come along now, let's not get sloppy.

Michael Palaeologus Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > "A brave decision Minister" > > "Oh God, is it?" > > Yes Prime Minister Fine quote Michael, but as SMG points out not actually a catchphrase. This means it won't be counted in the final tally. "You stupid boy"

"You stupid boy" - Cpt Mainwaring, Dad's Army

Six monkeys? Faack orf. Three grand for an ant's backbone? I should coco. Give you two. Tops.

"Don't panic!" - Corporal Jones, Dad's Army

golf

"Do you think that's wise?" - Sergeant Wilson, Dad's Army.

Or perhaps 'Suspicious Minds' and dedicating it to AnnaJ.

Anyone else like the idea that the new actor is named Thomas Pescod?

Perhaps they're Yuriy Kanischev's.

Well done Anthony you old rogue you. Any chance of a cover of The Pretenders Brass In Pocket? To go with your neck obviously.

I heard it's a drama set in the shop. The plot is about an escaped lunatic who has sex with a kitchen assistant and then makes good his escape. The working title is Nut Screws Washer And Bolts.