HonaloochieB

KalamityKel Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Y did u do it? :-| That's a song by I think, Stretch, KK

Although apparently it was good enough for Gandhi and Sarah Miles.

One

I don't know KK I had a pint of Beck's Vier the other day and it tasted as though it'd been passed by a gnat...

Accessory

It's a bloody outrage that the essentials for life are becoming so costly. I mean four bastard pee on a pint.

A Hard Rain's Gonna Fall - Bryan Ferry

Devils

Four new pence on a pint? Oh well, I suppose I'll find the extra four quid a week from somewhere.

Reg Presley

NuNuNuNuNuNuNuNuNu 19 - Paul Hardcastle.

19 And Mad - The Leyton Buzzards

cave

ARSE!

Next?

Charlie Endell

Peckhamgatecrasher Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Could I just point out that the Queen would > probably prefer if everyone uses natural beeswax - > much kinder to the Hepplewhites. It took me a couple of minutes to give it the yocks it deserved, too. But I was distracted with Brendan trying to dig a foxhole in the corner.

*Bob* I don't normally get sentimental over these things, but reading that gives me a lump.

gadgie

Everybody leave the room, Brendan's having one of his flashbacks. INCOMING! INCOMING!

...swearing allegiance to the queen.

Go-Go

What Difference Does It Make? - The Smiths

kills

A teenage spokesman has issued the following statement. "Myself and my members reject the notion of swearing an oath of allegiance to the queen on the grounds that the others are all p*ss taking f@ckers and would never stop dissing us if they found out. However my members are open to the idea of swearing an oath towards her majesty and would be prepared to communally spit some lyrics to this effect. Any future negotiations would have to take place on this basis"