HonaloochieB

Say You Don't Mind - Colin Blundstone

Philthy

Lord Blingsmith has said that if any youngsters refuse to cooperate, the local rozzers will march them to cash points and force them to cough up an ?80.00 fine, thereby combining two highly successful government initiatives. Blingy, he just loves it when a plan comes together.

Word indeed, Brendan my fellow OG.

When My Mind's Gone - Mott The Hoople

Muppet

david_carnell Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > ...to the Queen!??! You've got to be fecking > joking. I'd rather swear allegiance to a Cornish > pasty! > > What clown came up with this bright idea. > Honestly, what do they think of school leavers in > this country? > > And what are you going to do to me if I don't....? > Eh? > > Pillocks, the lot of them. That would be that crazy guy, Lord Goldsmith. Apparently he's also considering awarding and MBE to each youngster who wears their baseball cap the right way round and possibly awarding knighthoods to youths who are prepared to hitch their trousers up. Obviously a forward-thinking mofo is Smith-E, and like totally down with the kids.

The Sun Always Shines On TV - Aha

Fear

Is Vic There? - Department S

Steel And Glass - John Lennon

guffaw

In A New York Minute - Don Henley

wipe

Country Club - The Associates

The Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald - Gordon Lightfoot

air

The Sound Of Breaking Glass

...you love me love (sorry)

matter

SeanMacGabhann Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I'm in Me too. Well I'm on a 197. And of course if you do this then stop at the Barry Off Licence and pass the time of day with Barry, who's an estimable chap.

Father Jack

annaj Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > *reaches into handbag for extra large size box of > tic-tacs* > > Strangely accurate considering you've never met > me. > > Hhhmmmmm. It's odd with these things sometimes. Perhaps we never met in a previous life. Less strange things have happened you know.

Skinner

I think what needs to be done is to attach a strap line to all the signs that threaten us with fines for littering and fouling etc at the moment. It wouldn't be expensive and might give litterers and foulers pause for thought. I think it could say LOOK WE WERE KIND OF PISSING ABOUT IN THE PAST BUT WE F@CKING MEAN IT FROM NOW ON. It'd make me stop and think, I can tell you.