HonaloochieB

Thank you.

A pocket full of shrunken heads.

Please

JohnL Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I find the spitting much worse than fag dropping, > I don't want TB thanks. > > I don't even think spitting is against the law - > maybe we should invest in a job lot of spittoons. You know I miss that old spitoon...

Seven Nation Army - The White Stripes

Your Quick?

Town Cryer - Elvis Costello

kiss

Dez Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Last time I was in the Plough I was confronted by > a thug who claimed I'd attacked his brother. That > was many years ago and I presume it's improved > since. I'm sorry about the misunderstanding Dez. In my defence I was a little confused at the time but I'm much better now. If it makes you feel any better I'm prepared to let bygones be bygones about the assault on my imaginary brother. Faults on both sides, six of one half a dozen of the other and all that. Both the pub and I have improved immeasurably since.

Big Jim Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > On a slightly more chirpy note, it is Friday after > all, how about we set up a Maypole (as someone > suggested) and have a Dwyle Flunk? I know a few > people who could put a visitors team together. "A 'dull witted person' is chosen as the referee or 'jobanowl' and the two teams decide who flonks first by tossing a sugar beet. The game begins when the jobanowl shouts "Here y'go t'gither!"" I get first dibs on being jobanowl as I'm as dull-witted as a Little Britain fan. I haven't got a sugar beet, would a grapeftuit do?

When Love Comes To Town - U2

I tried reciting 'Ladybird, ladybird fly away home, your house is on fire and your children are gone' They haven't budged. Callous bastards.

Course we did you big spender, you.

When Love Breaks Down - Prefab Sprout

The Crying Game - Dave Berry & The Cruisers

eccentric Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > HonaloochieB Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > eccentric Wrote: > > > -------------------------------------------------- > > > ----- > > > Moon River - was released by South African > > singer > > > Danny Williams, and reached the UK number > one. > > > Shortly thereafter, Andy Williams recorded > the > > > song and made it his theme song. It was a hit > > for > > > Jerry Butler in 1961. Other artists that have > > > covered the song are The Afghan Whigs, Benny > > > Anderssons Orkester, Paul Anka, Louis > > Armstrong, > > > Beru Revue, Mary Black, Sarah Brightman, Liz > > > Callaway, Perry Como, Ray Conniff, Bobby > Darin, > > > Ania D?browska, Dr. John, Billy Eckstine, The > > Four > > > Freshmen, Bill Frisell (instrumental), Emi > > Fujita, > > > Judy Garland, Karel Gott, Grant Green > > > (instrumental), Patty Griffin, The Innocence > > > Mission (although this version is sometimes > > > incorrectly cited as being performed by Milla > > > Jovovich), Bradley Joseph (instrumental), Kim > > > Yoo-jin, James Last, Johnny Mathis, Jane > > Monheit, > > > Morrissey, Patsy Ann Noble, Jim Reeves, > R.E.M., > > > Andrea Ross, Frank Sinatra, Barbra Streisand, > > > Sarah Vaughan, Nan Vernon, Kid Koala, > Westlife, > > > and Victoria Williams. > > > > The Last Of The International Playboys - > Morrissey > > > I thought you had to quote/ make the connection > from the song title?!?!? as in Cry me a RIVER No, on this one you can either quote from the song title or you can follow on with another song from the last mentioned artist.

eccentric Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Moon River - was released by South African singer > Danny Williams, and reached the UK number one. > Shortly thereafter, Andy Williams recorded the > song and made it his theme song. It was a hit for > Jerry Butler in 1961. Other artists that have > covered the song are The Afghan Whigs, Benny > Anderssons Orkester, Paul Anka, Louis Armstrong, > Beru Revue, Mary Black, Sarah Brightman, Liz > Callaway, Perry Como, Ray Conniff, Bobby Darin, > Ania D?browska, Dr. John, Billy Eckstine, The Four > Freshmen, Bill Frisell (instrumental), Emi Fujita, > Judy Garland, Karel Gott, Grant Green > (instrumental), Patty Griffin, The Innocence > Mission (although this version is sometimes > incorrectly cited as being performed by Milla > Jovovich), Bradley Joseph (instrumental), Kim > Yoo-jin, James Last, Johnny Mathis, Jane Monheit, > Morrissey, Patsy Ann Noble, Jim Reeves, R.E.M., > Andrea Ross, Frank Sinatra, Barbra Streisand, > Sarah Vaughan, Nan Vernon, Kid Koala, Westlife, > and Victoria Williams. The Last Of The International Playboys - Morrissey

Incitatus Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > HonaloochieB, > > I looked high and low for your copy of Private Eye > and had no luck, however I did find this example > of both young and old coming to together in > harmony, perhaps embarking on their own special > voyage of discovery - > > http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thum > b/6/6b/240px-Brillo.jpg > > At least it may provide some consolation, if not I > suggest you try looking in Neasden or maybe > Lymeswold? Incantatus, thanks for providing vital evidence. I'm sure the man on the left was in the vicinity, on or around the time my copy of PE went missing. I overheard him in conversation with some cronies and it was apparent that he has had an interest in other people's publications for a number of years. I gave it no thought at the time but know I see there may be a sinister plot unravelling. He is obviously disguising himself with the cap. At the time I saw him he had a distintive 'Brillopad' hairstyle and was wearing what can only be described as a mid-eighties power-suit more double-breasted than his lithe companion. This just gets murkier as it goes along. I think Inspector Knacker may need to be informed.

mockney piers Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I can bring mine tomorrow if you want it and are > coming along. Crossword ain't virgin though. Hang on I think I see what you did there MP, it's a clue isn't it? Cross word? Ain't virgin? The answer's f*ck, isn't it?

mockney piers Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I can bring mine tomorrow if you want it and are > coming along. Crossword ain't virgin though. Thanks for the kind offer MP but I won't be along, and also I've made a decision this year to start collecting PE so it wouldn't be appropriate to have one in anything less than semi-pristine condition.

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Maybe the 'other you' knows? I know exactly what you mean, Bob.

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Maybe the 'other you' knows? I don't know what you're talking about Bob.

KalamityKel Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Under the sofa? U know RIGHT under it... Thanks KK, I had checked under there but had been a little tentative. When I went at it with a will I didn't find the mag in question but DID discover a Lloyd Cole & The Commotions CD that I'd given up for dead. So thanks again for the advice. I'm playing 'Perfect Skin' and I'm dedicating it to you.

Protex Blue - The Clash

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