HonaloochieB

But then you'll be able to smell all the stinky pollution. #Wishing I was skinny, wishing that the whole world knew my name...#

Down Down - The Quo

'Tis

..but all your exposures turn out to be indecent. I wish I could fly, right up to the sky...

All The Way From Memphis - Mott The Hoople

Ken Dodd

Beatles

If

He's got what we doctors call 'Jonathon Kinging' of the jaw. The only cure is what we boxers call a 'a left hook'.

So What - The Anti-Nowhere League

Who?

Bit difficuly to know whether what you want to say would offend or 'trigger' something in others without knowing the details Davina. Speaking strictly for myself I say go ahead. Others may have differing views.

Death May Be Your Santa Claus - Mott The Hoople

He's a waffity-jawed git and no mistake.

Green Krytonite

Hot Love - T Rex

I watch as a promising career crashes and burns. I'll never be able to take her seriously after this.

Gett Off - Prince

Night

You are granted limitless funds to eat out as much as you want, in doing so however you become as fat as me. I wish I was a spaceman, the fastest man alive...

But I Ain't Got You - The Count Bishops

Batman

dulwichmum Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Are you ready for my shoot then Mr Director? Yes > indeed, I look stunning in my new furry bikini... Your shoot is perfection, hold that pose, if I may refer to it as as such. There. Stunning??? Stunning you claim to be in your furry bikini? Ah, new you say? Well alright then, I'll name my newly purchsed island after it. New Furry Bikini Atoll. Come round for lunch some time. ***Sorry if this doesn't make sense in the general scheme of things, but was I amused by the posts without knowing exactly what the whole thread was about. I can't really go back all these pages to find out, so I'd appreiate a quick update. Thanks

Twenty

dulwichmum Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Couldn't you accept it and then give it to me? > > I would love to be Dame Dulwichmum, now what do I > need to be awarded to be made a Dame? Or better still accept it and I'll swap it with you for something of equal value. Though you don't know it, you are in the same cyber romm as one who (that's me by the way) owns a copy of a Fantastic Four paperback signrd by Johnny Rotten. Just think I'll be HonaloochieOBE you'll be in possesion of a fine punk rock artefact and DulwichMum will be able to continue her lobbying for a Dameship unimpeded by the burden of a lesser present (that OBE, it's starting to look a little common, really isn't it?) from the monarchy. I'd say everyone's a winner, toquote Errol Brown