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What Is Love? - Howard Jones

So if I've got this right, Mockney Piers encountered said menace, held him at winkle-picker point until Wesley Snipes turned up and took him off to a futuristic jail. Well done both say I.

White Riot - The Clash

different

Pretty Green - The Jam

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > We should make an example of him. > > I FOR ONE have no intention of seeing his musical > combo, and were I to chance upon him playing > somewhere, I would leap to my feet and scream "YOU > LIED! YOU LIED TO US!" and probably call the > police. Now this is a good idea *BOB*. What songs could we request from him and his combo? Queen's 'Liar' is obvious. Eagles 'Lying Eyes' (the punishment would be in having to perform it as much as anything), Boz Scaggs 'Lido Shuffle' (pronounced the UK way). At the end of the performance present him with a lyre. For an encore suggest Mott The Hoople's 'All The Way To Memphis'. I know it's not a song about lies but I don't half like it.

Beatles

Get lost Onion

Welcome back Onion.

On East Dulwich Road there's The Codfather chippy of course. Slightly disappointed they don't have a slogan that refers to sleeping with the fishes though.

I'm inclined to condemn Anthony's actions in the strongest possible terms. He's trying to gull innocent forum members into attending one of nhis group's shows by means of the basest sort of subterfuge. This simply won't do. It's the absolute giddy limit. the man is the worst sort of bounder. Well done Annaj for exposing this chancer. Choking on my own rage here.

I'm not inclined to be too hard on Anthony. All he was doing was giving his group a little of the old hustle, sounds to me as though he's being entrepreneurial in a Del Boy sort of way. Shame on you Annaj for dobbing him in. I feel kindly inclined towards the lad.

I get fed up with the police telling us that the public should not approach when some maniac gets out and about amongst us. I think they should be advising us to get stuck into the bleeder if we fancy our chances and if said maniac gets a little banged-up then so be it. It's nanny stateism gone mad, I tell you.

Green Door - Frankie Vaughn

Swing

Motorhead - Motorhead.

hangman

Motorbiking - Chris Spedding

Krusty

hag

Cassius Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Lazergirl Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > On Friday 28th September, I went splat on the > wet > > floor in ED Sainsburys about 5pm, A kind > customer > > helped me calm down as I was screaming while > the > > first aid came. Sainsburys are saying its my > > fault, did anyone see me. > > I presume that you (a) took the name and phone > number of the 'kind customer' - which sort of > seems like a sensible thing to have done. That > (b) that you must have got a severe injury - > otherwise you wouldn't have needed to 'scream' - > therefore there will be records of your injury > available to your 'no win no pay' lawyers, and > that (c) you have been in hospital recovering from > your injuries for the past 4.5 months, because > obviously if this is bona fide it is far more > likely that you would have got a response on the > 29th September than now. > > Or has April Fools Day come early this year?! Oh, honestly the cynicism of some people. It fair makes a person weep, it really does.

cdonline Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I'm sorry to hear about your terrible fall. I > hope the physical injury and psychological damage > caused to you will go with time. > > I too fell once, in Tescos. Of course, it was my > own fault as I was eyeing up the cute guy in the > next queue. The embarrassment still lives with > me, as I struggled to right myself. > > Oh that was you,was it? I still laugh about it. Glad you recovered.

The Pushbike Song - The Mixtures

wheat

28th Sept 2007? Approx 5:00ish. A female? With hair of some colour? Two arms? Two Legs? A face of some sort? With at least one nose, a mouth and a pair of almost matching ears? You had a basket if I'm not mistaken. There were groceries in it unless I'm much mistaken. Did some have Sainsbury's logos? I'm nearly almost positively sure that I might have been somewhere in the same postal district and I'll be happpy to bear witness to your embarrassment in whatever chamber of the law you choose to pursue it. It was a Tuesday, right?