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Dally

I don't know if they like Smash, OragnicsHa.

Jona Lewie, to keep an eye on the kitchen. Lesley Gore, just to annoy her by saying "No it isn't Les, it's mine" every time she opened her gob. Billie Piper, well she wouldn't be there, but I'd call her up and let her listen in on the festivities. Pink, but not right at the beginning, obviously. The Beastie Boys, to explain to the gendarmerie when they come to close us down, that disturbibg the neighbours is a human right. Public Enemy, to duff the fuzz up if the Beasties logic and sweet reason proves ineffective. Andrew WK, to show us all how it's done. Noel Coward, to inform everyone exactly when to leave.

Cool your jets Clare, Brendan's something of an acquired taste.

Nigel Molesworth, just to see how he's getting on in the city. Ian Carmichael, because I think he'd have lots of great anecdotes. Alistair Sim in drag, for reasons that pass all understanding. Nikki Sixx, to bring down the tone by trying to pull Alistair Sim. Tim Kelly, so I could get him all drunk and pissed-up and nick the Eye of Zoltek. Joyce Grenfell, so she could keep us entertained by having conversations with imaginary children. Phil Lynott, so he could raise the tone by trying to pull Joyce Grenfell. Stewart Lee, so he could tell us all why dinner parties are shit. Noel Coward, to put Stewart Lee in his place. Calvin, because...Jeez I gotta have a reason for EVERYTHING now!!

Norwegian Wood - The Beatles

Slade

MsB - I have withdrawn my custom from the Brixton branch of My M&S after the 'incident'. I dispatch one of my legal johnnies there for my Limeade Cooler which he purchases sub judice without prejudice. And I beg of you not to make any reference to 'shoplifting', I was merely borrowing a couple of items on account. On account of I was a little short of the readies at the time.

I'm just envious of *Bob*'s screaming credit card, now that's edgy, and oh so different.

Freaks - Todd Browning, scary as hell but with a happy ending.

I'd like an M&S but just for the Limeade Cooler. As I have mentioned before I have never been in a Waitrose so it would be nice if they invested a large amount of money and opened one so I can try them out. I make no promises that'll be a 'regular' though, it all depends on my first impressions. However if I'm satisfied my account will be well worth having.

Sting was a Mod in Quad - so I'll go with Greaser.

Through The Wire - Peter Gabriel

Feast

The Dartmouth is godawful, The Hob is nice and Monica's lovely, The Capitol is cheap and you might meet BBW.

Great Balls Of Fire - Jerry Lee Lewis

Sated

Troop

Or you could just pretend Cam 70 meant to post 'torts'.

The Tracks Of My Tears - Smokey Robinson & The Miracles

It is Ms B. It means 'What you don't do to a big bloke in a Newcastle pub'.

Patty

Party

And it does keep the riff-raff out.

LadyDeliah Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Don't you think this thread must seem really > creepy and a bit scary for the people you are all > posting about? I'd end up a paranoid mess if > people were commenting on my every move in my home > area. And are we not taking bread from the mouths of publicists?