As a sidebar, I once made an hilarious remark concerning Beyonce during an information session on benefits. We were asked if we knew anything about JSA (Job Seeker's Allowance) and for the purposes of comedy I deliberately confused the initials with the name of Beyonce's husband. At least half the room were falling off their seats in helpless mirth - the others knew nothing of pop music and were perplexed at the response to my remark. Glastonbury, though, no I won't be going.