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Ted Max Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > The outside is always being filmed for something > or other > > It stands in for MI5 HQ in Spooks. > > I wish I didn't know this. > > The pubs of Long Acre are full of men in dark > suits, with necks wider than their heads, drinking > Guinness at three in the afternoon. It's either > the Masons or the HonaloochieB Appreciation > Society, or perhaps the intersection of both. If their aprons are big black leather jobs then that's exactly what they are. The lads once invited me join my own appreciation society as a Knight of The Brazen Serpent, but I took umbrage as it is only level 25 so I Groucho Marxed them and they left in a huff. Actually it was closer to a minute and a huff if memory serves. I've since regretted my somewhat charmless dismissal of the se well-meaning fellows, but could never track them down. I'll pop along one day and buy them all a snootful.

Imagine my surprise when I found this thread is actually about chopping an onion. I opened it without due attention to the OP, anticipating a Snorkamunca type sneer at Sabatier knives and likely as not Roullier & White. Turns out it's about actually chopping onions - no agenda, no underlying resentment, no nothing in fact. Just a request for allium dissection. Maybe the world is really just a great big onion after all.

Splat!

Heroes - The Dame

Salsa

I've just remembered what happened to Calvi, so I'm taking no further part in this thread. Can't be too careful I reeckon.

huncamunca Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > If you can cast your mind back into the far,far > mists of time - Alf Roberts - greasy haired local > businessman, shop owner & Coronation street big > swinging dick would be a typical Freemason of his > era. Surely the Weatherfield Square Dealers of which Fred Elliot was Grand Master was an homage and salute to freemasonry? "Are you on the squuur"? That's what he used to say.

Hello Ted, my friend Dave earns a living as a professional Sienna Miller lookalike and was wondering if you'd care to join him as Lawalike on a few corporate gigs he has coming up. He reckons all you'll have to do is turn up together, have row and you can knob off after a few minutes while 'she' gets comforted by a group of middle-managers. Sounds like money for jam to me. Just post a contact number/bail conditions etc and I'll pass them on.

Quote: You could always start an affair with your brother's wife Alan Medic Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > > > If you only knew how tasteless the reality of that > would be Hooch, some of your fans would cringe > that you wrote it. This being the case I won't > explain what the reality is. Illusion is sometimes > better. Thanks for that AM, in this climate a fellow needs all the fans he can get.

Got My Mojo Working - Muddy Waters

Glans

I don't think so, it just wouldn't be the same without Les Gray and Dave Mount.

What Have You Done For Me Lately? - Janet Jackson

Glint

You could always start an affair with your brother's wife. The resulting fallout would mean never getting invited anywhere by your family ever again. It's a strategem known as 'Giggsing'.

Actually you are anyway. HUGS.

Thanks Giggi and LM it's loyal supporters such as yourselves that this show is now in its third glorious year. If it was a Broadway production you'd be 'angels' so you would.

At home it's either a Guinness one for coffee and a 20 oz Taz one for the Yorkshire tea, and at work a slightly smaller Taz one for the tea that June makes me every morning, though she's off at the moment. I've got my eye on a stainless steel Dualit one though.

At home it's either a Guinness one for coffee and a 20 oz Taz one for the Yorkshire tea, and at work a slightly smaller Taz one for the tea that June makes me every morning, tthough she's off at the moment. I've got my eye on a stainless steel Dualit one though.

Hey Lawdy Mama - Steppenwolf

Runes

MrBen Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I reckon he looks more like Christopher Biggins. > In a nice way. Actually MrB there is no nice way to look like Biggins and sadly you're not far off, but without his passion for pastel shades.

MrBen Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I reckon he looks more like Christopher Biggins. > In a nice way. Actually MrB there is no nice way to look like Biggins but you're not far off.

Good Golly Miss Molly - Little Richard

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