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My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink And I Don't Love Jesus - Jimmy Buffet

A riot old opportunist is Roger. I hear there's plenty of loot in burglar alarms.

All The Way Fron Memphis - Mott The Hoople

All Right Now - Free

Oih John - 'Diary Of A Rock 'n' Roll Star by Ian Hunter please. I know you're not strictly taking requests but it's a good read, honest.

Sister Ray - The Velvet Underground. Seminal they were.

I've never been able to manage medical drama not even top-notch stuff like Emergency Ward 10. It's not for reasons of squeamishness, I can never muster up any enthusiasm for it. My mum was a nurse an' all.

Just to go OT slightly, this morning on the 12 bus this gadgey and a lollygagger were talking. The gadgey told the lollygagger that the bendy 12s were on their out by Xmas and the 436s would folllow in quick smart order. His source was an unnamed 'friend' at Camberwell garage, who could well be the worst sort of yegg for all I know. Can anyone verify whether this is the case or should I just stop listening to nogoodniks on the buses?

Alan Medic Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > The Palmerston Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > For those who choose to: > > > > Foie gras ballotine with onion confit and > toast. > > > > Vegetarian options are available. > > What's the vegetarian alternative to foie gras? > Stuffed rhubarb? Quorn spread?

Moos Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Think you could get away with dropping that second > 'tat', Bob. Just trying to help. > > *blows airy kiss to Honaloochie* *finds self utterly jazzed at Moos gesture*

...as Jazz does.

Thomas Micklewright Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Goodness me I didn't realise I was such a trouble > maker! Antisocial - how do you explain that one? > How have I ever made myself out to be a hero? I > guess ill be a martyr next if Ms Curtain gets her > way, can you make it veggies gravy? > Huggy, thank you very much for respecting "my > rights" and not getting me banned from > restaurants, whatever that means? Out of interests > which eateries would you like to see veggies > banned from? I reckon the ones where large fellows with Texan accents ask the question 'Are you asking for the secret of my barbecue sauce?' and their wives ask 'Could you manage a little bacon with that pork?' and then their daughter enquires as to how you'd like your dessert chicken served. But on mature thought, no, no banning. There's always chips on the menu. And cheese. So make yourselves to home, y'hear?

In fact I don't think he could justifiably cavil at 'rascally ne'er-do-well' and damn his eyes.

So far so good, but I reckon any time soon McNulty'll drop that barely believable Brit accent and start shagging waitresses and scheming the way Our Lord intended him to.

He is a rakish figure, isn't he?

First Time - The Boys

Peckhamgatecrasher Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Totally not connected, but something I've been > thinking for a couple of days after reading too > much Ian Rankin: > > Why do police have to attend autopsies? It's so's News International/Corps get the inside skinny on the corpse before their rivals. Ladies & Gentlemen my names HonaloochieBenElton, I'm here, all weak.

Moos, 'Sorry Moosing' is the new 'You couldn't make it up' amongst us sharp-nosed media types with the trilby/fedora with the 'PRESS' card sticking out of the hatband. And I'm not even lying.

A good root as my Aussie chums might have it. Perhaps another one an hour or two if you're feeling generous. Also the bus stop opposite Lambeth Town Hall was destroyed a few months ago - an errant driver took it out - I hope and trust none of the drug dealers/loafters/nogoodniks who congregate in the area were hurt. But, can the shelter/information board giving ETA of buses be reinstated? If I know I have a 15 minute wait of an evening then I can at least knob off to the Traid shop to see what Timberland samples they have in stock and I can't purchase because they all seem to be mediums (feel free to insert a Doris Stokes joke here). Actually forget the shelter, the information board is more important. There's space enough to take shelter there provided you don#t mind occaisionally being in close proximity to drug dealers, loafters and nogoodniks.

Time Of The Season - The Zombies

Helen Shapiro ? Marvellous Lie Dean Martin ? A Day in the Country Max Bygraves ? Underneath the Arches Peter Sellers ? I?m So Ashamed Bing Crosby ? Ain?t got a Dime to My Name Tommy Steele ? What a Mouth (What a North and South Bernard Cribbins ? I?ve Grown Accustomed to Her Face Cliff Richard ? The Next Time Book: The Most of S J Perelman Luxury: My blue suede shoes

Isn't It Time? - The Babys

Ididn't - did The Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald feature? And which John Martyn tune did he plump for?

Where Did You Get That Hat? - Stanley Holloway

Marmite XO can also be sourced in the Barry Off Licence. I've laid a few jars down. I approve of the upside-down plastic containers of Marmite, I find one gets more yeast for your squeeze. My son informed of the Guiness/HP combo and I'm keen to try it - the meeting of two great houses requires investigation. Anyone know where a fellow might pick up some locally? Price of course is no object. you'll not see me scrimping when it comes to important taste combos such as these.