HonaloochieB

Riven

Another Day Another Dollar - Alison Krauss

Idler

Rimed

Another Fine Mess - Ian Hunter

Grimy

Actually I could go a couple of slices of that now, Quids. Know where I might pick up a reasonably priced sparkling wine to wash them down?

Ms B Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Maybe they got tired of all the multiple > personalities and red herring threads? I joined > about three years ago and found it a bit > off-putting then and stopped for a couple of years > but it seems worse now. I was wondering where you'd been.

Another Girl Another Planet - The Only Ones

Unless of course she tasted it when she was employed as a servant girl in a royal household. It's a reckless move on your part to confess to stealing the royal swans in a public forum. But now you've confessed I suggest you hand yourself in at the nearest police station, a life on the lam is no life for a delicate (though mob-named) bloom.

Hark at that KatieNumbers, swanking about trying to make out she's rubbed shoulders with the quality.

I can't remember exactly KatieNumbers, I expect the trauma of the incident has affected my memory. Trauma, hmmm. Must dash KN, I have to call my legal johnny

Who said that?

Piggy

Del Boy off of Only Fools & Horses does this sort of thing and people enjoy his cheeky roguery, poor old Brooks Senior tries to make a little poppy from the gullibulls in the SE22 postcode and people want his guts for gaiters. Funny old world.

Gippy

Just to go off topic for a moment - I am correct in thinking that it's still OUR M&S, amn't I? Well I wish someone would explain that to the security guard in the Brixton branch. I was taking a couple of ready meals (braised steak and mash and a fish thing of some description, since you ask) out of the store without troubling the till jockeys. I hailed the minion and with a cheery wink, explained that the Honaloochie excequer was low on funds, but assured him I'd see our shop alright come payday or when my postal order arrived. I continued on my way only to be brought up short when the underling grabbed my arm. MY ARM! The right one if you please. Well the coxy blackguard had the effrontery to inform me that this was not acceptable to him, and proceeded to make a 'show' of me in front of assorted gawkers and lollygaggers. I explained my position firmly but politely to the burly jobsworth, but he refused to acknowledge my right of ownership of our shop and snatched the viands from my hands, bellowing that I was barred from our store and that if I attempted to enter it again he would inform the authorities. Not wishing to get involved in an unseemly brouhaha with a servant I left the store. But not before giving him the assurance that I would be putting the matter in the hands of my people and that I would make it my life's work to ruin him - "I am not without influence I'll have you know, and I will see to it that you never guard securely in this town again" was my parting shot. He tried to brazen it out with a scornful laugh but I could see the fear in his eyes. Oh, yes. And with that I left our shop vowing never to return until my name had been cleared. Anyway I consulted with my legal representative and he informed me that what I was doing was tecnically 'shoplifting' or theft. I dismissed him on the spot. What use is a barrister if he doesn't tell you what you want to hear? I have since instructed a more flexible and open minded legal firm to sue our shop for defamation, false imprisonment, assault and anything else they can think of. When our shop's share value plummets we have only ourselves to blame.

Just Another Night - Ian Hunter

Pudgy

Copy that good buddy. Yes I suppose you could call schmaltz a sort of paste.

Are you sure Lady Deli? Even with no swan on the menu? Sounds preposterous to me.

The River - Brooooooooooooooooooooooooce

Loads

Human Nature (There's Something Wrong With Me) - Gary Clail

Doley