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Hi Alan, Trainline.com is correct. On weekdays trains are scheduled to run to and from West Croydon. However, on Saturdays and Sundays (and bank holidays) the trains run from and to East Croydon. There are only 2 trains an hour from East Croydon, so you may also wish to consider taking the Thameslink from Gatwick to London Bridge (fast - only 2 stops) and then from London Bridge you can get the train East Dulwich. You just need to check that the trains are running on the date you require Hope this helps

A man was sitting in a bar and noticed a group of people using sign language. He also noticed that the bartender was using sign language to speak to them. When the bartender returned to him, the man asked how he had learned to use sign language. The bartender explained that these were regular customers and had taught him to speak in sign. The man thought that was great. A few minutes later the man noticed that the people in the group were waving their hands around very wildly. The bartender looked over and signed "Now cut that out! I warned you!" and threw the group out of the bar. The man asked why he had done that and the bartender said, "If I told them once I told them 100 times - NO SINGING IN THE BAR!"

A kid comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for help. "Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?" His father looks up, thoughtfully, and then says, "I'll demonstrate. Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million pounds. Then go ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million pounds. Then come back and tell me what you've learned." The kid is puzzled, but decides to ask his mother. "Mum, if someone gave you a million pounds, would you sleep with Robert Redford?" "Don't tell your father, but yes, I would," she replies. He then goes to his sister's room. "Sis, if someone gave you a million pounds, would you sleep with Brad Pitt?" She replies, "Omigod! Definitely!" The kid goes back to his father. "Dad, I think I've figured it out. Potentially, we are sitting on two million quid, but in reality, we are living with two sluts."

Another version of Keef's joke above: Father Frank, the trainee priest, has been left in charge of the daily confessional by Father Earnest who gave him the list of sins and their appropriate solutions. "Forgive me father," says the first sinner. "For I have stolen. Father Frank consults his list. "For sinning you must say 5 hail marys". The second sinner confesses to lying. And after looking it up on is list, Father Frank deals out 3 Hail Marys. The third sinner enters the confessional. "Forgive me Father," says the woman. "I have performed oral sex upon the window cleaner." Father Frank, a little flushed by the bluntness, scans the list but finds no required absolution. He looks again. "Oral?" he mutters to himself as he scratches in vain. In a panic he flings open the confessional door and shouts across the church to the cleaning lady, "what does Father Earnest give for a blow job?" The cleaning lady looks up from the mopping and replies..... "?12.50 if I take my teeth out"

You're not being picky at all, Kathryn.

Hm maybe your right about the not bothering... but then again JT is dead. But then again, the poodle parlour on Bellenden Road/Danby Street was turned into a Butchers shop for Bob Hoskins, and last year the shop fronts on Bellenden rd were converted to fast food restuarants for a day for a filming of Jamie Oliver (who wore a fat suit for the event)

Dennis Waterman and John Thaw leant and rested on my gate once, when I was much younger when they were filming the 1st episode for the Sweeney (this was in Peckham not ED)

The Italian says, "When I have a-finished makina love with my girl-a-friend, I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees. She floatsa 6 inches abova da bed in ecstasy". The Frenchman replies, "Zat is nothing, when Ah 'ave finished making ze love with ze girlfriend Ah kiss all ze way down her body and zen Ah lick ze soles of her feet with mah tongue and she floats 12 inches above ze bed in pure ecstasy". The Irishman says, "Dat's nottin'. When Oi've finished shaggin' me bord, I get out of da bed, walk over to d'window and wipe me knob on da curtain. She hits da 4kin' roof.

Seen Adrian Lester James Nesbitt Jo Brand Des'ree Timothy Spall actors from bill Tony Britton a long time ago in sainsburys a young lady who played in Family Affairs, passing through East Dulwich (does that count, if does can also include David Harewood) actor who played a doctor in Casuality a while back (actually, thinking about it he doesn't count as he got off at Queens Road Peckham (from LB) and so didn't make it all the way to East Dulwich (else could count all famous people met when working at the Scotch House))

A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife: Dear Wife: You must realize that you are 54-years-old, and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight. -Your Husband When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows: Dear Husband: You, too, are 54-years-old and by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy. Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Don't wait up.

Me too. Also attended Honor Oak

correction It was initially called Friern school, a primary school for girls and boys, opening in 1896. It was later to become a secondary modern called Friern Girls High school until 1978 when it amalgamated with Honor Oak Grammar School (on Homestall Road) and became known as Waverley.

It was initially called Friern school, a primary school for girls, opening in 1896. It was later to become a secondary modern called Friern Girls High school until 1978 when it amalgamated with Honor OaK Grammar School (on Homestall Road) and became known as Waverley.