No chance, Sue. I'd much rather be rumbling with Jabba's wench in The Return of the Jedi. And I don't mean Princess Leia in her splendid bikini. I mean the tasty green alien lady with green tentacles coming out of her head. Yum. She can dance.
Suppose we'll just have to pay a bit more tax. The French have and now half the country looks and runs like Switzerland. Or shall we just keep on chasing this stupid myth that we should expect Scandinavian style public services whilst paying American style taxes?
This is extremely sexist, Sue. Please. If we need it I can get real wood. It doesn't need to look like wood. And it'll be used on any outdoor surfaces as I wish. Etc.