Kakkapoo have just opened on Bellenden Road. The avocado and pistachios are nice. And the asparagus. You'll have to pay a little extra for diesel as it all comes from Peru. They accept cats and have promised to fold and close by next Monday.
Apparently someone in Wisconsin typed something very slightly rude online, and someone in East Dulwich accidentally read it, meaning that the entire family and all their friends face crucifixion.