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david cameron has announced new plans to combat unemployment.
the first step is to deport roman abramovich
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a joke
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the cleaning lady at arsenal is being questioned along with
all the mp`s about illegal expenses claims ! apparently she`s been
claiming for silver polish for the last four years!
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KERMIT THE FROG HAS SWINE FLU
HE`S BEEN SHAGGING MISS PIGGY WITHOUT A CONDOM...WHAT A MUPPET
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just been sacked from my job at the wines & spirits section at asda
a paki came in and asked me to recommend a good port
i said dover now fuck off
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BIG DEAL....
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put my tea in the oven earlier , went to get it out 20 mins later
it had vanished- not a trace. thats the last time i get those mccann
oven chips
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heather mills has been seen beach combing in arbroath
apparantly she`s hoping for a leg to turn up next
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a man hires a chinese private investigator by the name of chen lee to watch his wife.
a few days later he gets this report. most honorable sir, you leave house, he came to
house,he and she leave house, i follow, he and she go to hotel, i climb tree and look
in window, he kiss she, she kiss he, he strip , she strip, he play with she, she play
with he, i play with me , i fall out tree, no fee ,chen lee, weely sollee
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got a new car sterio, voice activated. i shout "country " it plays dolly parton
i shout rock and it plays guns & roses... was driving thru town yesterday & some little
brats ran out in front of me. i shouted fuckin kids and it played gary glitter
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3 woman in a pub start talking about their husbands
1 says i call mine the dentist no one can drill like he does
2nd woman giggled i call mine a miner because he`s got a big shaft
no 3 frowned i call mine the postman because he cums so early and
half the time he sticks it in the wrong box
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do you want a nokia n90 mobile phone 1000texts & 1000 minutes any network any time
with it you get a 42" lcd tv a free apple ipod nano & a free stella mini fridge
its a 6 month contract @ ?12.50 per month. simply log on to www.dreamonyoucunt.com
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jack & jill went up the hill so jack could lick jills f*nny
but jack got a shock & a mouthful of c*ck coz jills a pre-op tranny
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the british population were asked if polish immigrants were a problem
23% said yes its a serious problem" 77% said " czesk bardzo mi milu gdzie
djest toaldta "
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osama bin laden has sent out a new video message to prove he is still alive
in it he says heart of midlothian fc were absolutely shit at the weekend
british intelligent services have dismissed it saying it could have been
recorded anytime in the last 25 years
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take a 2 minute walk to the prince albert the football is always on .great pint of lager
at decent prices.
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take some time of this forum and you might get to visit the pub
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the 1 on queens road been shut for many years its flats now
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aberdeen
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go to clapham or lewisham or dirty queer
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new a lady many years ago called doren allen got married to ronnie allen
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leith edinburgh
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he`s working in desmonds on bellenden road opp the school
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>:D<hibernian fc
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any idea where in east dulwich i can get irish farls ..somerfields have stopped selling
them for some reason
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pressure is mounting on rafa benitez.
he has now gone 18 hours without a win