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jimmy two times

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  1. I saw a job advertised on Monster.com for 'Domestic Violence Co-Ordinator'. Surely this type of thing should be stopped rather then choreographed?
  2. Actresses Next time you do an advert for a diarrhoea remedy ,spend some of your fee on a pair of dark glasses. That way, when you are in the supermarket you won't have people pointing at you saying 'there's the woman with the sh1tty arse'
  3. We've certainly got a better keeper. Did you see that numbskull notsofab-ianski. My god where did Vinegar face dig him up from? You gotta laugh though aint you mate else you'll cry. Well...we all had a laugh at his performance anyway. Great entertainment. Good to see old Sol with his head in his hands as well. Suprised he didn't jump on the first ferry to Belgium again. You gotta laugh aint you Atila.
  4. Every loser wins - Nick Berry That one's dedicated to Arsene Wenger
  5. Good point. Your mob have certainly had to take their medicine recently as well. Is that 4 defeats in 6? Old Vinegar face looks like he needs to pop a few prozac. Did you see him on the touchline against Porto? He should be sectioned.
  6. I've got you under my skin- Frank Sinatra whoops..sorry, I'm getting this thread confused with the song one.
  7. What even though I'm a Spurs fan? I didn't mean to turn you on - Robert Plamer
  8. I was nearly right to be fair. Milan started brilliantly and Seedorfs did score and I also tipped Ronaldinho to do well in another post. Give me some credit. One day you may even gain the 'sage' status. Your''re a bit more like sage and onion at the moment mate as your posts always make me cry.......with laughter.
  9. hello mate, where have you been hiding?
  10. You'd get my vote in that category Brum...if that's allowed seeing as I'm a bloke.
  11. Some guys have all the luck - Robert Palmer
  12. don't get that either.
  13. Oh come on !...even the best players in the world have off days. You're being far too harsh on him for chrissakes.
  14. How do beginners practice ski jumping? I've never got that.
  15. Fair play to Fergie. He came right out and gave credit to Everton and said they were the better team. More then old Vinegar face Lemon sucker Arsene Whinger would ever do.
  16. All I need - Air
  17. *pokes tongue out at LadyMuck and does a runner*
  18. zzzzzzzzzzzz judging by how boring a thread it is.
  19. Yeah go on...name and shame the bounder.
  20. Big Love - Fleetwood Mac
  21. That's a bit harsh...Prize pigs can't do the washing up.
  22. Hi. I'm a Nigerian Prince and I need to transfer ?6 million pounds into your bank account because it's not safe here in Nigeria. I just need you to PM me your bank details. Can you help with that one?
  23. Rain on me - Ashante
  24. Light my Fire - Jose Feliciano
  25. Has he called his Goalkeeper incompetent as well Jah?
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