jimmy two times

He could also bring you back some white pudding.

Close the Door Turn off the Light- Teddy Pendergrass

The green green grass of home - Tom Jones

What's it all about Alfie - Cilla Black

Your love is King - Sade

Tin Soldier - Small Faces

I think you need to Polish up you're marketing strategy.

I'm 100% Irish but don't have a clue how to make Colcannon. I don't like the sound of it though. I still prefer egg and chips.

My Irish mother used to make me a traditional Irish dish called Coddle when I was growing up. I always preferred it when she made egg and chips.

On top of the Old Nun's body.

We usually call our apprentice kuntface or bolloxchops. It's said with affection and he seem to take it in good humour.

Wasn't he killed by Achilles?

That's his Chimpanzee impression.

Is Johnny still in charge of the Gowlett?

Ron Lewis in his Boxing Blog on the Times online lists his top 50 Lightweights ever. He's got as far as 36 to 40. Some old champs from days gone by in his list, such as Rocky Kansas, Al Singer, and Owen Moran. More recent fighters are Joel Casamayor listed at 38 and Diego Corrales at 39.

I apologize - Billy Eckstein

I think Wenger is looking incrasingly stressed and strained on the touchline at recent games. I think he can see his season slipping away as well as the likelihood of Fabregas bailing out in the summer. You have to now question the wisdom of fielding weakened teams in the Carling and FA cup. What he needs now more then anything is a bit of silverware...any silverware....to keep the fickle Arsenal fans happy. He has also made a rick not trying to get David James in during the transfer window. The keeper last night was awful and Almunia is also poor. A season can be lost on the sort of mistakes those guys have made lately. Still...Arsene knows eh ?

So Jonny 'Gowlett' is no longer running the pub? That's a shame. He's a good bloke and a good pub landlord.

I'm confused. The woman behind the check out in Sainsburys called me 'love' today.

Well Mick, Campbell was too busy with his head in hands to notice anyway. And the keeper was walking towards his own goal with his back to play. Very naive defending.

Sorry...no offence intended. Just having a joke.

I thought it was a clever, quick thinking free kick whilst the Arsenal defence were sleeping. Bit like the one Henry took a few years ago against Chelsea. I don't remember Vinegar face complaining about that one at the time. His face tonight was priceless. He looked like he was sucking a lemon all night.

Papa was a rolling stone- The Temptations

Rosie your talking complete and utter twoddle hugs :)

Judging by the OP he was Rat-aarsed when he wrote it.