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Organic cows? Oh, pull the udder one! (sorry)

I am addicted to Turkish coffee

Never occurred to me that heaters were so damaging to the environment. Thank God for those giant handbags that are so in vogue these days..I'll use mine at the pub to carry my 13.5 tog duvet. Edited: 'cos I can't spell

Pink Cadillac - Natalie Cole

I am wearing Bulgari perfume today

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Black peppercorn are soooo passe..it's all about the pink ones you know..

Perhaps the mutt was out back at the time and it darted off and the owner couldn't hold it back. I very much doubt the owner would knowingly allow their dog to run riot in his restaurant. To complain to the council over a one off incident such as this is harsh and potentially damaging to a small business owner. The owner moved the dog and apologised. Perhaps if you'd stayed around long enough he might have offered you a complimentary stiff drink to get over the shocking and traumatic experience of a dog peeing at your feet.

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VN/STF Lurker Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Urgh. Don't inflate this pathetic racist's ego any > further. I've ssen BBW banned from countless > forums. And on each one he was progressively more > offensive than the last. Sure, he appeals to the > right-wing, and anyone else who enjoys his > disgusting brand of humour. But, on the bright > side, he sticks out a mile, which means that he's > swiftly disposed of. > >> > People on the dole should be subjected to a > monthly audit to make sure they're not spending > their benefits on beer and tattoos. > > what's wrong with that?

Don't knock Phil Collins 'Easy Lover' is a tune!

I just renewed my tax disc - it expires 31st August 2012.

my Aunt told me there were bats in Dulwich and I thought she was winding me up!

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Foolish - Ashanti

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or Groovy Primate?

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I just ate porridge for the first time ever. It was OK.

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1) The Silence of the Lambs then in no particular order.. 2) Apocalypto 3) The Godfather PT2 4) Goodfellas 5) Green Mile 6) Turner & Hooch (I love that Mutt) 7) The Lost Boys 8) The Exorcist 9) 4 Lions 10) The Wizard of Oz

exactly what I thought! She could have made her point more effectivly in the back of a Vauxhall Nova...