Alan Dale

Three terrifying beasts. Thanks for the heads up. Now I'll be able to correctly identify any dog that chases me round the park or mawls my kids. You know the rules about picking up their turd? What are you supposed to do if it's pure liquid?

Not knocking Liverpool - merely sighting the relative merits of the two experiences Goodison vs Anfield.

What's the matter Annasfield - do you think I am just another Everton glory hunter? There's loads coming out the woodwork because we're fourth..

Couldn't agree less. Especially relevant in a thread where someone is claiming to have been top of their class.

Weeks Lizzygotdizzy. To be fair, by the time I die (unless Atila The Gooner gets me in the next couple of weeks) then the average house in London will be worth more than a single IHT nil rate band. The average house in ED must already be over that...

Keef Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > For the record, it's not worth getting married for > the tax breaks, they don't exist. > The definitely do exist if you have a combine death estate of over ?300,000 or annual capital gains in excess of ?10,000...

Mummy! The bullies are back...

You mean girls? Not their fault they are conditioned from a very early age...

'butt wipe'? Seems guys like you do grow on trees.

Who wants to marry anyone? They all just do it 'cause of the interfering nanny state and the tax breaks..

You mean cosy up to the Nanny State. Never..

atila the gooner Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Alan Dale Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > It stops him smoking Cigars in pubs *Bob*. > > > Alan you sound like a real pompous @#$%&, which > means you're right at home in ED. So you are > without any vices, you don't drink, smoke or eat > fatty foods and have the physique of an olympic > athlete. Yeah right. And by the way I'm not a > greedy fat loafer, I don't smoke cigarettes, and > don't eat too much fatty food. Keep your insults > to yourself and we might, just might get along. > You sound very brave when it comes to throwing > insults around when noboby knows who you are, but > wouldn't say boo to a goose face to face. Possibly > you were bullied as a child? I have no interest in getting along with you my fat friend. I was, as you guessed, mercilessly bullied as a child. I live in Camberwell by the way. My point is that I should be allowed to smoke, drink and do what the hell I want because I can be trusted to do it in moderation. Others need the help of the nanny state.

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > What about you, Alan? > Where does Big Bruvva cramp yo style? F*cking nanny state says I can't share my bird's annual CGT allowance unless I marry her. Similar if I want to use her nil rate band for IHT. Also says that if I give her any of my shares then I have to realise a gain and pay CGT unless I marry her. Basically the bloody nanny state is always pestering me to get married. Luckily the nanny state overlooked the fact that as separate individuals we get two principal private residence elections. So now that we plan to buy a flat then I can put that in my name and live there on and off so that we pay no CGT on either property. I don't see why they want me to marry her? What do they care? Interfering nanny state w@nkers..

It stops him smoking Cigars in pubs *Bob*.

We wouldn't need an interfering nanny state if people weren't intent on gorging themselves to death on fatty foods, drinking themselves to death on booze, driving themselves to death in fast cars or on motorbikes, smoking themselves to death on ciggies and just generally X-ing themselves to death on Y. It's all you greedy fat loafers that are spoiling it for the rest of us. You and the wheezy sieve lunged smokers. And the speed freaks, and the alchoholics.. Show some self restraint and maybe the state might let you stay up late and watch Eurotrash.

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My cousin had a season ticket on the kop during the 80s. It happened all the time. It's less of a problem now that it's all seater but I've heard of a couple of occasions which indicate old habits die hard. As for being a 'small' club then I definitely agee that we are the smallest in the top four. I have sat in the home end at Anfield myself. Found it a bit dull. I was surrounded by a bus load of Liverpool fans from Lincolnshire. Real Liverpool heart lands. As for your minority of morons well lets just say we've heard of them..

Agree with Keef about Beatles museum. Daft. I like St Luke's bombed out church up near China Town.

I have been to both Anfield and Goodison Park and I prefer the latter. Contrary to Annasfield's recommendation I would only recommend Anfield over Goodison park if you don't mind one of your fellow fans rolling up a Liverpool Echo and p:ssing on you through it. That's in the good bit. Anywhere else in the ground you will be sat with Scandinanvians, Cockneys and Irish people who have flown there for the game. Everton are the local people's club.

In June?!

It's now 12 for Camberwell and only 10 for East Dulwich.

Keef Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Actually, he might be Camberwell, but near enough. !

Bookworm Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > If you speak to some > teachers they will tell you that the TV is a > childminder in a number of houses. They are the > ones who have to deal with bad behaviour in the > classroom and it can't be easy. The teacher in > question told me that she could tell I don't do > that because my children can read and hold a > proper conversation with an adult. I think that teacher is oversimplifying. It would be nice to think that children's life chances are determined by their parents' TV policy but I think the children she is referring to have more serious problems. If TV wasn't a childminder in those houses then who would be looking after them? Better learning sing and sign in the hands of Justin Fletcher than learning swearing and smoking from a disinterested and poorly educated parent.

I went to school with a kid whose parents had a zero TV policy. He used to spend his evenings trawling from one mates' house to the next trying to get a bit of TV action and getting chucked out when they had their tea. He had a timetable so after Spenny kicked him out he went round to Baggles house. It's hard enough growing up without your parents making things impossible. "They fuck you up, your mum and dad. They may not mean to, but they do. They fill you with the faults they had And add some extra, just for you. But they were fucked up in their turn By fools in old-style hats and coats, Who half the time were soppy-stern And half at one another's throats. Man hands on misery to man. It deepens like a coastal shelf. Get out as early as you can, And don't have any kids yourself"

Bookworm Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > she could > tell they are not over stimulated with electronic > things or spend hours in front of a TV. What were the signs - poor computer literacy and deficient general knowledge?