Alan Dale

Annasfield - by all means watch football, drink beer, enjoy your sen. I find that girls often feign an interest in football when really they are just interested in blokes. I am prepared to concede that you may be an exception to this rule. Nevertheless I have discussed this with a number of mates before and we tend to agree that we aren't looking for laddish qualities in girls. I can't apologise for that.

Keep your hair on. I'm not saying you should marry your work colleague just go and have a bit of fun. Look where being thoughtful and thinking of others has got you? All dressed up with nowhere to go. Stranded at the drive in branded a fool. I'm not saying you should chain women to the kitchen sink, unless that's what they're into of course. I'm just saying it's time to throw your balls over your shoulder, get out there and start acting like a man instead of bleating to a load of amateur agony aunts on the ED forum. Sorry if it sounds harsh but sometimes a little tough love goes a long way. Especially if someone is being a wimp!

If you really want soemthing to bang on about at Party meetings then why don't you get a solar panel or a wind turbine? They'll never pay for themselves but they do give you an element of moral highground without the commitment, noise, and health risks associated with keeping chickens...

Chickens aren't just for Christmas.

And rats. Free range organic eggs are really cheap. Free range organic chicken is really cheap. Why make things hard for yourself and your neighbours? Why don't you go the whole 9 yards and exercise your right to buy and then sell up and get a farm in Eastern Europe? These half measures are just tokenism.. I'm sure your mates at the green party would give you a pat on the back but it's a huge imposition on your neighbours and you'll spend half your life shovelling chicken excrement when you should be studying for your LPC.

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > My legs will have shrivelled-up, as will my left > arm... My right arm will > have lost all it's fingers, save for the one that > clicks on the mouse. Arms *Bob*?! *Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > And actually I do have prosthetic arms so I find > you comment in very poor taste, Alan. http://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/forum/read.php?20,23160,23223,quote=21#REPLY

Don't do it in London.. Guaranteed to be a rat den.

Definitely need to stop being such a wimp Xanthe. Don't look for sympathy on the internet when there is probably someone attractive in your office who hasn't got a date tonight.. fill your boots. Whilst I can understand that some girls would be put off by the over sympathetic bordering on totally wet approach it is only fair to note that many blokes find the beer swilling ladette routine equally unattractive.

Are you asking me to do a sort of Gordon Ramsay kitchen nightmares on the place? Jazz?! F*ck me! You need simple food, locally produced, good honest british pub food. Toasted sandwich? F*ck me! Thanks for the offer but I'm no Gordan Ramsay. More of a fat camp Simon Cowell and I would soil myself if I had to serve real customers in a real bar. I am happy to make suggestions online though especially if they are welcome. Glad you've got thick skin and the courage of your convictions to take my unwanted attention and turn it to your advantage..

Lost its gloss for me. Immaculate conception is commonplace these days. And everyone knows it's hard to get a decent hotel at Christmas.

Absolutely all these wobbly religions and third world christianity are fine for a day trip but not for Christmas. I'm sure he'll feel Chritmassy enough when he's opened his Scalextric and eaten his Cadbury's selection box. After all that's what Christmas is really about.

KalamityKel Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Wot is the definitive truth tho? Humanity will always exist because Dave Lister's life is a causal loop in which he is his own father.

And God bless Mister Scrooge. The founder of the feast.

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > You're spoiling it now, Alan. I had this mental > image of you in my mind - and now you've gone and > blown it. I never touched you.

I think it's ok to tell them what people claim to believe but you have to also note that the most likely hypothesis was that Mary was cheating and Joseph was in denial. 2000 years on Mary's little white lie is still part of the bedrock of Western civilisation. I think the kids have a right to know. Christians might not chop people's heads off very often these days but they did blow up pubs and shopping centres in the not too distant past and they do still regularly electrocute people and give them lethal injections. It's not all wine and tambourines.

lozzyloz Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > > Alan Dale - Christopher Biggins > People have actually said I look like him - only I have less hair. I have also been called The Great Suprendo (Geoffrey Durham). All the fat, camp, speccy, flowery guys.. Even Russell Grant once. And Larry Grayson. I think I must be living proof that you can have smoke without fire although you might argue that I'm just surpressing my natural tendencies and that my babymother is just an elaborate disguise... A beard. A walker..

I've had a rethink. I have decided it's ok to be more specific about where you live. For example, it is not ok to say you live in Angel when you live in Hackney but it is ok to say you live just off Essex Road. Apologies Mr Bojangles I think I misinterpreted your posts. There you go. Takes a big man to admit when he's wrong. Who's the man? Alan Dale of Allendale Close, Selborne Village, Near safeway carpark, behind the lovely Butterfly walk (shop space available), in the heart of Camberwell, SE5, London.

Good luck Amanda

So you live in Camberwell too. Pleased to meet you SteveT.

And McDonalds. And The Bear and Caravaggio.

Mr Bojangles Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > You should try > and relax a bit more Sure thing babe.

Square one. Thanks Keef.

Keef- Animal off the Muppets Sean - Edward Woodward (The equaliser) *Bob* - Danny Larue

You're one step away from telling us you live in Camberwell. Go for it. You'll feel better.

Mr Bojangles Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I'm happy at living in se5, it gives me that urban > edginess I lost with fatherhood. They're all coming out now! I'm Spartacus.