Seabag

Rampton Appeal Board comes to mind here

Ms Blueberry Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > To all burglary victims, thanks for sharing and > best of luck recovering. Not overly impressed with > reports of the Police taking an hour to arrive. > I'm now finally shocked into action and will > improve my own house protection. > > These articles were useful, thanks to ex-burglars > 'going straight'. > > http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/89158 > 80/Burglar-produced-checklist-to-help-householders > .html > > http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/property/advice > /9627884/How-to-beat-the-burglars-this-winter.html Thanks for the links I'm graveling my side alley after reading the articles

Sorry Muckers but your OP too meh to bother clicking on the link. I'd take the time to read it if you'd care to pitch the idea of Saving Canavan's I'm sure it's a worthy cause, just need to connect with the the story Fanks

I don't know why but Croks posts always read in a Scandinavian accent in my head Scandinavian and nonsense on this one

Ready when you are Sergeant Pempbry.

Did you hear the one about the constipated matematician ? He worked it out with a pencil

I liked the indulgent campery and near bloody laudable last scenes in the house, where the odd maid hung about But the locking in a case bit was too much, near gave me a frikkin nightmare And then what happened to the fire starter in the maze It was all bonkers beyond belief

I could have thrown Smiffy off the Coq D'Argent myself The bit where his mum pulls out the newspaper and mentions him being a millionaire artist was wank After watching London spy and then this I'm feeling a bit out of sorts

Imagine the Angel of the North with his/her wings laden with cheese Now imagine it's the festive season and you have ALL THIS CHEESE within your reach That's how it is here in the Land of Cheese Cheese and more cheese and then some. And I've an empty van to fill numbers 🧀🐭🐐🐃

He's making my other favourite slightly left of left field person seem tame by comparison, which is going some Tyson Fury Gypsy Warrior and heavyweight boxing champion of the world, is only up for BBC Sports Personality of the year. And he doesn't even want it, though he qualifies by his achievement Whereas Trump is proving to be a more deluded loon by the day and growing in popularity 😳

I wonder if the pressure bubble of the presidential run (and knowing you're out of your depth) makes people like Trump come out with this sort of stuff Not everyone of course, but if you're used to saying it as-it-is in the comfort of your own circle, then hell yeah say it on T.V

I'll be cheese loading my VW transporter on Weds from U supermarket The place has an altar of the stuff, it's fekkin mind (and heart valve) blowing I'll happily roll a wheel of the stuff on for anyone who's in need for the festive break Pm if you're in cheese mode 🧀

Alan Medic Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Seabag Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > If you like ham, cheese and bread > > > > Or that marvellous hot mix up version of the > above > > 'pizza' then head to the French Alps > > > > Not a day's gone by when I've not inserted some > in > > one form or another into my face > > > > Snow's pretty ok if you're thinking of an early > > one > > > Ya fecker. There was I waiting at the door with me > Euros and then I read this 😠 You'll be happy to know that I got to the autoroute gate at 1-am only to go "Oh fekk" when the auto machine rejected my Visa cards And of course I had no cash whatsoever, Alan I thought of you then Would they let me through, NON But a man came along about an hour later, drove me to a cash machine 1/2 hour away to draw cash out and then pay ?20 to be on my way Yes Al, I thought of you smiling at my plight. I'm coming back v soon, ? in pocket this time

If you like ham, cheese and bread Or that marvellous hot mix up version of the above 'pizza' then head to the French Alps Not a day's gone by when I've not inserted some in one form or another into my face Snow's pretty ok if you're thinking of an early one

Cheese and tomato with onion A bit like pizza or cheese on toast

DovertheRoad Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Now well and truly mainstream...but why this > continued obsession with IPA? There's lot's of > potential in other styles like African Sorghum or > perhaps just perfecting a light lager. IPA just rolls off and the tongue Whereas African Sorghum is hard enough sober, imagine when you've had a few *currently in a bar drinking Grimbergen Blond, very nice it is too

Blah Blah Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > They also make excellent salted fish snacks :) They do indeed Blah blah, I'm sure President Assad has his eye on the growing healthy snack market I'm sure he's working on his own version of Wasabi Peas in anticipation of the war ending

DulwichFox Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > uncleglen Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > El Presidente is right about ISIS who are > behaving > > in a worse way than the Japanese in WW2 and > look > > what happened to them..... > > Yep.. Japan.. Look what happened to them.. > > The economy of Japan is the third largest in the > world.. > > They produce a large proportion of the worlds > Motor Cycles.. Cars, Electronic goods, High end > cameras, Camcorders, > Televisions, Videplayers . > > Major Japanese electronics companies include > Canon, Casio, Citizen, Fujifilm, Fujitsu, Hitachi, > JVC Kenwood, > Konica Minolta, Kyocera, Mitsubishi Electric, NEC, > Nikon, Nintendo, Olympus, Panasonic, Pioneer, > Ricoh, > Seiko Group, Sharp Corporation, Sony, TDK, Toshiba L > and Yamaha. > > DulwichFox You forgot to add Sushi and Sumo wrestling to your fantastic list Wasn't Kato from Japan too And Futons

He's not a Chef btw

This isn't a Louisa 'alter ego character thing' (gone mad) is it?

I hear you Lou Get a travel card and make your way up here, it's bracing indeed

I must live in retro London Land here in Sydenham My street alone has a noteable selection of accents and people, in fact so many odd bods it seems normal Mind you we only just got a wine bar, so we are a bit behind And on a good day in the Summer you can hear the Sydenham warbler calling her young in " 'aaaaaaaaarrrveeeyyy, Shaaaaaaney, Mmmmmoooooollllyyyy-eeeee, Tillllllleeeeeeee-aa" And the other old birds of the Lane going "Ooohcchh ...would you just lissssssten to that" It's great Lou, you should visit sometime

numbers Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Are you the same poster that slated VW for > emissions? No, that was someone else numbers Or at least another facet of this person I've realised that even Mumble doesn't know all his Malumbos Give him a break, which is what THIS thread is all about

I like wine Can't remember which, comes in a glass

Mail order firm (after I called them, coz their site don't work) tells me YES we have the item in stock Emails me confirmation of dispatch Next day email me "ah, not ACTUALLY in stock" I call them and get a wet blanket response 'we're only a small firm' I say "so small you can't drop me a call" "Would you like to order something else?"