MadWorld74

I once went out with a lad from Hartlepool. Put gates at either end of LL and spray water cannons on anyone who approaches the barrier with a portion of cheesey chips in their mits. Out! Out! Out!

hell yeah I know. I vote for some strange kid in a pair of shorts, outside a strange house, wanting to meet three strange guys I aint never heard of, and all this in a country I don't even live in. Swell. ;-)

check the three kids out, who are all air diving!! how cool is that...it's the fifth down on the left.

can someone tell me who the hell the Brothers Jonas are?

I'm glad for you. I am an expert in Squirrel behaivour!

is it a really beautiful cat? I mean our neighbours have lovely bright green eyes. Is it a she?

I love lists they keep me on the staright and narrow.....

where abouts do you live? I know my neighbours cat has lost her collar and the new one bought for her is a blue one. She is all black with green eyes. (Does it not have any address in the collar, in a bell like thing?)

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The Royal British Legion Clubs 97, Barry Rd, London, SE22 0HR Tel: 020 8693 1005

You'd probably have to contact the Club Secretary and ask about new admissions. Google the phone number and then just give them a call. Then they may ask you to pop down for a chat one night. My Uncle was a member of the Legion, so I kinda know what the form is.

I bet the squigs will have a go charlie but it will be damn funny!

I'd like to see a bar/pub that was for adults only and not kids! I'm sick of seeing breast feeding mothers with baby in one hand, glass of wine in the other.

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the cats need to get tough with the squigs. Although I have seen pigeons attack squirrels in the fight for food. That's real bad. Tell your cat they're the kings of the garden wilderness.

:(I was in The Bish tonight, and I did not get asked for my ID. I must look old.

well lets not shout cab down, thanks to them for looking out for an animals welfare.

Dont get funny PRose. Slate CHIPPINGS. Alright.

They have a club night there called HoiPoloi. Old Skool. Rough bunch. Wouldn't bother confronting any of them if they annoy you again. Report it to the council.

okay so it is not a good idea to start shooting squirrels. Leave that the those folk in the US of A. It's big over there, as are the guns. I too have watched as playful squigs have ruined flower beds and smashed pot after pot. So tie pots down, fasten them with wire if they're on a ledge. As for digging up the beds to bury their nuts!, put slate chippings down. This even works in pots as well. They will have a real good go at trying to get under the slates, which is bloody funny to watch, but they'll give up sooner or later. I had a damn great fox digging up my beds and i put in those very slim green wooden sticks that you can buy in the garden centre to secure stems to. Put them throughout the foliage and it really gets their goat. They just go elsewhere.

I love squirrels so send them round to my place and I'll point the rats in your direction. Please don't hurt them. Please.

hhmmm yes I know it wasn't IN the fridge but you know.....and next doors cathas befriended me and brings me live mice. Oh please someone say it isn't true...

Sweet baby Jesus. I cant afford a new fridge. It's been cleaned out with dettol over and over again. Do you think it's unsafe to use it then??????

So you went to the Bishop on a Friday night? Ye Gads! that'll double learn ya! You must have been the only 'local' in there.

we could go into business together SteveT. You could provide me with all my slogans and jingles. Lovely man you are.