MadWorld74

...spit upon the name of Oliver Cromwell...

no no...I've spent six full years of my life on youre trail......16 clumsy and shy.

deep in the cellar of my heart i want to go

sing me to sleep I'm tired and I want to go to bed, sing me to sleep and then leave me alone. Don't feel bad for me.

....walking slowly over quicksand

...my only weakness is a listed crime

shall we just make this the Withnail appreciation Society?

so loud that my neighbours are probably thinking of ways to eradicate me. Serves em right for keeping me awake until 4am this morning with their drunken rantings. Hang the DJ hang the DJ..... ...under the Leeds side streets that you slip down. Anyone else annoying their neighbours with blast from the past music?

swearing is such a complicated art...and such a beautiful one.

yeah...we'll be lost in jargon and end up with nowt.

Buy the Independant this weekend. 50 top picnic places.

that's what i was thinking. Compensation? what do we ask for?

it was a burst water pipe (main)on Thurlow Park Road.I ran past there this am and the place was flooded. Ironic. Should be okay now. Pressure still a bit low but at least we got water. (Crebor Street)

my spelling has gotten so bad as I've grown older. Can one grow into dyslexia? shit.

naughty naughty very naughty

maybe we can have an 'Anglo Saxon Invective' section on the forum?

SteveT Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Yes it is easy to offend. > > The other day I mentioned 'sweating like a rapist' > I got all kinds of stick, so I'll not mention that > again. > > I didn't even swear, and I upset somebody. > > Jah lush thought it was using an abbreviated > version, that rankled with people, and the full > quotation is 'sweating like a paedophile on a > school bus', which was very courageous of Jah to > put me right;-) > > I am very pleased I no longer offend any edf > readers.:)) > Thanks Jah. i have just fallen off my perch with laughter!

i only use them for gardening......the squirrels seem to find them amusing.

I like Crocs, I do not like the White Stuff, I especially like anglo saxon invective. What to do?

yes I hear you. But sometimes i get a little carried away with the 'swearing like a soldier in the trenches' style of language I am very partial to. It's obvious some don't like it.

Dear People, It would seem that some forumites have made a 'formal complaint' against my use of the above in some of my postings. (Swearing with the use of profanity is not big and it is not cleaver. Although it can sometimes be the only language that is understood across the board... as well as being a bit of a ruddy good laugh. But that's just me.) I would like to apologies to those forum members whom I have upset. I shall make sure I edit my future posts for all verbose and invective (thank you RosieH) language thoroughly before clicking the 'post message' button. I thank you. Yours MW74 (keeping the world madder since 1974)

jocelyn Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I was in Sainsbury's in Herne Hill abotu 7pm on > Sat when this kicked off. Loads of police and > noise pretty terrifying as half an hour before I > had been cooing over an Amy Winehouse vegetable > statue at the fair! Jocelyn, it seems that certain other forumities disbelieve us about the goings on on Half Moon Lane last Saturday night. Next time you feel like coming onto the forum to tell others about an experience you witnessed or indeed had, best to keep it to yourself. For Gosh and bother, they would rather hear about the more genteel, more 'worthy' happenings in the leafy borough that is our East Dulwich

citizenED Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > MadWorld74 in "living up to name" shocker. That is > Mad as in Angry as Hellfire. What a wonderful description of me! Oh thank you that's made my day. :))

Sorry if I offended anyone but to me, a drinks carton sticking out of an ATM needs sarcasm. Thanks for your thoughts. On with the postings.

but they don't got to get the help that's available do they? they just drift from one area to another. that's where the problem is.