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Just. Been stood up by a lady flying ant again? Can't remember the last time I had ants in my pants

Yeh everyone knows ducks use online riverbanks

I saw a zebra crossing once

Middle finger works best

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Donalds

Louisa go fcuk yourself 😉

Ask to borrow one of their crystal balls that knows everything

Its Diane abbots car

What if I donate a screwdriver so she can get her loose srcew fixed .

As seabag said the name chardonnay.now there's a name you could WINE about😀

When everyone spoke proper

Hope I'm not jinksing myself but about 6mths ago.used to find animal crap in pots or on the grass also flowers being pulled to bits.since then started using a orange citrus spray.was told this was a good cure for masking animal scents.also cats and foxes apparently don't like the smell.since using it touch wood crap free.now sods law tomorrow morning there will be a nice pile waiting for me!

Not being rude but they look like a load of pussys to me.

When lordship lane was a proper shopping centre.is men's clothes shops record shop sports shop proper cafe not these poncy ones Woolworths which was mentioned above tramps and packs of stray dogs those were the days.

Or for the cheaper method.a few years ago my wife flatten amouse with a argos catalogue.when she opened the cupboard door under the stairs.and tossed the book inside.the scream she let out when the catalogue was retrieved a few days later.and also the look on her face.when she saw the mouse dead and squashed and stuck to the book cover.priceless

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80yrs to 90yrs old male strippers

I'm voting for the party that always tells the truth.doesnt fiddle expenses always give a direct answer to any Question.and who's MPs are all for us .?