teddyboy23

Queue will be round the block

Alan medic uncanny?

Told ya!

😂

Don't worry delainie it gets worse.

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Same post as 2016 predictions

David Beckham comes out at long last his wife Vicky Beckham admits she never sang one word on any of the spice girls hits. And cracks a smile while saying it. Every mp who commits expences fraud saids l know it was not within the rules.but it was worth the risk. And this one is a sure thing (every time someone posts a political view.everyone will agree)

Don't remember much about Xmas last year. Only carol singing. and she was terrible!

The wife

Been resisting beautiful women chasing me all day yesterday. Gave in last night!

Last

Cheese

Rock

Rh wrote. Maybe I'm a psychopath too. don't worry theirs hundreds in East dulwich.

Buzzard

Ship

Nope I took her sister instead

Ungrateful women .last valentines day spent 8 hours looking for a really nice place.finally booked a great table. When me and my date arrived. She took one look at the table .and said I don't even like snooker!

Nice one

Or when your talking to someone and they try to finish your setence

Brace

R

Hard

Or you could try McDonald's there spare ribs are great!