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Two crabs on the seabed having general chitchat. When one starts scratching he's nuts really hard ,the other crab saids ,what's the matter with you.the other crab saids I think I've got humans. Sorry.

Leave LD86 alone I'm positive she refused a bribe

Artful how did you nose.

Backed found for the arc ?20 to win at English prices 6/1 I thought not bad ?140 to come back in fact recieved ?170 I thought great overpaid me.and Saturday backed two horses one winner sweetselection at7/1 ?20 to win.should be ?160 again recieved ?174.could not believe I was overpaid again until a mate said something about a extra bonus.could someone enlighten me please

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For RPC I could but not in the same cavity

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Stuffing a cadburys cream egg in my mouth in one go and following up with 2 more .I don't mean all at the same time. Mind you that ain't a bad idea.

I actually ate a clown once . Must admit he did taste a bit funny

And those that voted remain still can't accept ,that over 17 million people voted for out.

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Hartwell sorry to here about the pr...ks next door to you .I suggest you make a diary of each incident including times dates and noise is it loud music .or banging shouting ,how long it goes on for .also any photo,s or video evidence.inform Southwark council they should have a nuisance neighbours phone number .they can formally warn the pr...ks of future behaviour.if the noise is very loud music the council will send a member of there nuisance neighbours team who should be on call 24 hours a day .they can confiscate music equipment after warnings.why not give your local councillor a call or email or write a letter if it's affecting your health and mental state there are people who can help you good luck.

It's 100% sold some of the staff have already gone

Right enoughs enough if you show me your baps I'll show you my Quarter pounder

What about a tearoom can't think of any off hand or what about a tea and cheese shop it could be called. Teas with cheese . I know crap joke.

New cheese shop taking place of mrs Robinson's boutique . Also burger bar replacing Le chardon

I've been told a burger chain will take over .

Why are you asking complete strangers for names for a 3 year Olds private parts in your eyes you think it's all harmless ask friends or family yes I get that .but you would not go up to a stranger in the street and ask them unless your stupid. Look you don't know who you talk to on these forums , we don't know if your a man or women if anyone don't agree tough

The thing is you come down dkh and there's a bus in front of you in a bus lane if the traffic lights are red or about to change the bus will cut in front of you and use your lane if the lights on your lane are about to change back the bus will go back into the bus lane through the lights every bus coming down the hill does it some at the last minute They should be ticketed for careless or reckless driving . I mean the lights just before the bridge

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